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I dont think that even smee ever claimed that he was the bogs bollocks. I suspect that you are a bit if a loser to be honest.


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 10:12 am
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(who all thought i was the dog's bollocks)

Was also the telling line to me too. Whatever has happened, the post doesn't even begin to tell half of it.


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 10:13 am
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Ah Coke.

The only time in my life when I came close to punching a woman in the face.


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 10:14 am
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mumsnet troll


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 10:15 am
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Pepsi is seems to be coming out of this sordid tale much better than Coke


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 10:24 am
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[url= http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=canadian%20girlfriend ]Hmmm.... canadian girlfriend...[/url]


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 10:25 am
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I do a lot of coke, litres and litres of the stuff. It makes me burp and then I need to wee.

When my wife was pregnant she was doing around 2 litres a day and had terrible moodswings, always complaining about her back and the state I'd got her in. I never thought to blame the coke but now I understand.

I may write them a letter.


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 10:27 am
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as a person who has had expierence of "things illegal" I can tell you for sure that its not her its you!!!

you wake anyone up the morning after a festival and they will tell you to bugger off!! thats human nature and a requirment for sleep!!


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 10:32 am
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as a person who has had expierence of "things illegal".....

Terrorism?


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 10:33 am
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[i]my plan is to do nothing at all.[/i]

Yes. Do that exclusively. For about 4 years. It'll make you a far better person.


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 10:34 am
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Terrorism?

Bumming donkeys ?


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 10:34 am
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Bumming donkeys ?

Is that actually illegal? Assuming the donkey gave consent like....


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 10:35 am
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Pepsi is seems to be coming out of this sordid tale much better than Coke

😆


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 10:37 am
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I think it depends what country you are in, and whether you give it any carrots.


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 10:38 am
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Wow so much here, where to start.

1."underwear model" means low rent cheap adult films actress.

2. Stop taking coke it's bad for you.

3. Grow up, in a few years this will all seem petty and you will laugh aboutit, then look your mate up again

Actually that was quite easy in the end...


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 10:42 am
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She hates you because suspects you are in love with your mate her husband?


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 10:53 am
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This is exactly the reason we don't let the kids have coke. Their behaviour deteriorates.
Lemonade is as far as I'd go, but really fresh juice or water would be fine.


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 11:12 am
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Maybe she has really bad toothache. I seem to remember that too much coke can give you really bad cavities (all that sugar I guess), so it could be that it's just that she needs to see a decent dentist.

I know when I had toothache once I was a bit grumpy at work.


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 11:36 am
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What a quality thread, it's like a dear deirdrey letter... 🙂


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 11:41 am
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What a quality thread, it's like a dear deirdrey letter...

..only without the pictures

(not sure whether thats a good thing or a bad thing)


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 11:54 am
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I think I know her!

Except she's neither Canadian nor an underwear model.


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 11:54 am
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put two in the back of her head and dump the body on wasteground near a notorious dealing hotspot.

not that I am condoning murder.... well, not much.


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 12:02 pm
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Wimmin eh! tsk tsk. 😆

Stick to mountain biking.


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 12:05 pm
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well back to the op, i had a mate who's gf was bonkers.real mood swinging nutcase and also a fitty!suprise,suprise she was a bit of a bertie basset to!
Best bet is stay away.its the way she's wired up plus its def the coke increasing her nuttieness.dont take it personally, and despite the ribbing youre getting on here you are a decent bloke cos you care about a long term mate...but if your mate is doing as much coke as her, well youde best move away.if hes not, tell him to move on for his own good.


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 12:20 pm
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Maybe she has really bad toothache. I seem to remember that too much coke can give you really bad cavities (all that sugar I guess)

too much coke will definitely make your teeth hurt, that's true.


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 12:22 pm
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rKK01. That's Elké Mooser that is.


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 12:40 pm
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Ah Coke.

The only time in my life when I came close to punching a woman in the face.

You seem awfully proud of that fact 🙁


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 12:57 pm
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I once told a mate his gf was bad news, and couldn't be trusted. He stopped talking to me.

Lo and behold, a few months down the line it's all split up and she's gone mental on him now. She's a complete headcase, and I'm still waiting to see if the relationship with my mate and me will/can be rebuilt.
Your situation sounded something like mine until you introduced coke. Still, taking the drugs out of the equation I know that this kind of thing can be bloody hard work.

Anyway, that said, WHERE ARE THE PICS?


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 1:20 pm
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You are making some HUGE sweeping generalisations with all this

Just because she's doing coke...
Just because she's canadian....

You need to grow up and realise that ALL women are mental! 😉


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 1:26 pm
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You're never going to win this. If you don't get on with a friend's new partner then it's pretty much the end of a friendship.

Until of course, they come to their senses and leave the psychohosebeast and try to pick up their social life where it left off.


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 1:38 pm
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You think you have it bad?
My best mate is now married to my ex. I found out the day before he proposed that they were seeing each other. Suprisingly I politely refused the wedding invite.

I was with my ex for 10 years. The worst part of the whole thing is he made ME buy breakfast before telling me!!!!! Cheeky Twunt!


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 2:09 pm
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admirable - you best get yourself off to Mumsnet....


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 2:18 pm
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i wish one of my mates had run off with my mrs before I shacked up with her...


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 2:23 pm
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Willard - Maybe she has really bad toothache. I seem to remember that too much coke can give you really bad cavities (all that sugar I guess), so it could be that it's just that she needs to see a decent dentist.

I know when I had toothache once I was a bit grumpy at work.

Willard - you are responsible for me bursting out laughing in an otherwise silent office. Trying to explain why without referring to Canadian underwear models, Coke, Pepsi or mooses was tricky. Priceless.....!


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 2:39 pm
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admirable - you still miss him don't you.


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 2:40 pm
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They're not your dealers are they??


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 2:57 pm
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And where is the [s]troll[/s] OP now?


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 3:01 pm
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As the old saying goes....men are from Mars, women are from Broadmoor.

Except for your mate's woman obviously. She's from Wet Beaver Provincial Secure Infirmary.


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 3:01 pm
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I do miss him really. More due to him not having a big enough pair of balls to actually stand up for him self. The ex is a b*tch but not as bad as her mother. She was a control freak if I ever saw one.


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 3:03 pm
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I'd met loads of people at the festival (who all thought i was the dog's bollocks)

what ...you mean constantly needing attention , smelly and close to an R sole ?


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 3:18 pm
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Loving this thread. Although I was disappointed when the OP didn't finish with something like:

"It seems that the only time I can clear my thoughts and forget about all this nonsense is when I'm out on the bike - although it isn't the same without my mate. So, my question is: What tyres for getting over a mate who's ploughing a Canadian Underwear Cokehead?"


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 5:09 pm
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canadian underwear model - by defition simultaneously both dull and extremely interesting. 😀


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 5:23 pm
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perhaps you could try introducing some GHB into this coke infested world and have a 'Swedish evening'.


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 5:23 pm
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This thread is fantastic funnier than Wire in the Blood and that tosh with Trevor Eve in it,put together.


 
Posted : 13/07/2010 6:19 pm
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I just have a vision in my head of what three these three friends look like.

I think there's a smattering of black, broken teeth, missing ones at the front, noses that will take a line or five, 1000yd stares, twitching movements, shabby appearance, unwashed clothing and a propensity to sniff every few minutes. Lovely stuff!

I don’t think they make small Canadians do they, so she may well be built like a heffa or a moose; in lingerie, it boggles the mind (along with your drugs!) – I think you should go after her, see if her reverse physiological tactics have worked & give her the full-on benefits (pardon the pun) of your gorgeousness.


 
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