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I hope the exec committee are making progress in organising the convention.
Should hear from them in the next few weeks.

It's looking like Swindon or Whistler again this year, will have some more info soon.

Frank, can you let me know which free gift you've selected?
We've nearly run out of Tudor watches, but we've still got loads of the platinum Mint Sauce keyrings left.

I think its a subtle scam, like I said I won all last week's fresh good Friday 348 draw and not only hasn't the Merida One Sixty turned up, I didn't even get a Shimano Quick Link.

Starting to suspect...

@Rusty - shouldn't discuss in the general forum.
As for location, Whistler is so.....yesterday.
Swindon is up and coming but the skiing is poor.

this place gets more like mlehworld every day, (only without the bum jokes)

I was in Morzine this week, it was quite nice when I bumped into Josh Brycland that he recognised my status as a member of the premier members only forum and grovelled at my feet. But he then spent the next 30 minutes hassling me for a pathway into IT middle management. Really if this is the way these professional mountain bikers are going to behave I think notifying them of their superiors may have been a mistake.

Speaking of the convention has Kylie confirmed she's coming along for the Friday?

@thepurist - I'm told her team are re-arranging her diary for us.

Where's the convention? Not Monaco again?

Excellent, never thought she'd be up for jelly wrestling.

Monaco?

Not after Junky and Jambers 'borrowed' Steph's yacht last year.
I told them to stay off the cheap cider, the scamps, but no, someone always knows best......

has Kylie confirmed she's coming along for the Friday?

Yep.
She asked if we can have a bigger bowl for the car keys this year.

has Kylie confirmed she's coming along for the Friday?

Yep - Better The Devil You Know

Oh and Barack says he'll do the after dinner speech.

FFS, don't let him go for 'a quick ciggy' with Yunki beforehand.
No one wants 45 minutes of giggling again, I don't care how much of a discount he gets at Leisure Lakes.

Not much help really. No matter how many times I shouted "left or right cheek"

this place gets more like mlehworld every day, (only without the bum jokes)

CountZero - Member

It does say in the Book of Rules that you should turn the other one...

That's the last time Molgrips takes the minutes.

CZ, can you and DezB please finally decide between you who's doing the disco this year?

It wasn't you who had to distract Bono and the lads last year because SOMEONE was still showing everyone his Kate Bush memorabilia, was it?

CZ isn't a member - unless he's hiding his credentials.......

I thought he got thrown out for not hiding his credentials last year. Her Majesty didn't know where to look.

She got confused, bless her.
Deaf too.

I only realised when CZ asked her if she'd seen Kate Bush and she replied 'You can hardly see where the stitches were'.

Is Joe Cocker performing at this year's convention? He was brilliant last year, especially when you take in to account there fact that he's been dead for ages.

What??? Joe Cocker is dead???

[color=red]you're all a bunch of *%$£[/color]
Not me then?

Joe is making a special comeback - it's worth the effort.

B.A - follow the thread and you will then know what needs to be done but it won't happen just because you want it to.

[color=red]you're all a bunch of *%$£[/color]
Not me then?

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept people like me as a member.

Sometimes you find yourself in a club not because you joined it, but because everyone else has left.

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I thought photography was banned at the convention?

footflaps - Member
I thought photography was banned at the convention?

It's back open 🙂

Much easier to quote in there and no complaining.

Is it, or are you in the back room with the cleaning equipment?

I’m not sending you anymore pics of me in my maids outfit if that’s what you’re getting at.

‘Twas disturbing enough last time.

I still can't post in the Premier only Forum.

What Am I doing wrong?

Clear old cookies, worked for me

problem with a premier members forum is anyone can pay to join no?

No, as not everyone pays.