[Closed] Post coital clean-up (mumsnet content)

Rotor Stern - 😆

I personally use one of these, even comes with its own stand

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(I use a test tube really)

Insisting the lady has a shower before oral sex. These guys must think all ladies taste of perfume, bit sad really.

Missing a lot of the pleasure 🙁

Was having a conversation with a colleague at work yesterday about how he loves to perform a certain act on his partner at a certain time of the month.

Now, I have a very open mind and will try/have tried most things in the bedroom, however when he told me he woke up that morning with a dried red moustache I turned very green

I was going to post something about Dyson Airblades, but having seen the above, I'm going to [?]+[Q] STW for a while.....

Roter Stern - did you notice which category said Beakers are in from Ikea...?

Insisting the lady has a shower before oral sex

Roter Stern - did you notice which category said Beakers are in from Ikea...?

Nothing worse than a half arsed photoshop...

just getting her to brush her teeth will do surely

Excellent! 😆

Was having a conversation with a colleague at work yesterday about how he loves to perform a certain act on his partner at a certain time of the month.

Conversely some less civilised cultures hide their women away during that period (excuse the pun). I like to think there's a happy middle ground.

My grandfather did, but my grandmother kept putting her false teeth in it.

Seems fine to me, neither of them using it at the same time... 😉

You lot are all showing off.
I don't believe for one minute that any of you have girlfriends/wives/OHs let alone have sex 😉

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Penis-Beaker-Gift-Set-/281186047069?pt=UK_HeathBeauty_BathShowCons_RL&hash=item4177fe945d

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Does it (gift set) come in pink?

I think it comes in brown too.

10th wedding anniversary today, should I get a crystal glass instead of plastic beaker?

For those "Awwwwwww yeah, like a boss" nights:
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[i]For those "Awwwwwww [s]yeah, like a boss[/s] [b]the thrush is bad tonight[/b]" nights:[/i]

ftfy

Speak for yourself!

That's 4.5l of point-coital cooldown there, man!

Sssssssssssssssss.... "Aaaaah, yeah" 🙂

Dr: "Does your penis burn after sex?"

Patient: "I dunno, I've never tried lighting it!" 😯

Q - Do you smoke after sex?
A - I don't know, I've never looked

I don't believe for one minute that any of you have girlfriends/wives/OHs let alone have sex

I don't believe for one minute that any of you have girlfriends/wives/OHs let alone have sex

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