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OK, why "fanjo"?
For some reason it conjours up images of Geroge Fornby singing "when I'm cleaning windows"
no I didn't every day is a school day
I've just realised that DS's post isn't showing up on my computer...was that what your comment was about? If so, I'm reserving my right to be offended too until I get home and can see it 🙂
Geroge Fornby
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It would take a brave man to say it to his face.
When I was younger I once asked an older acquaintance for advice on how one deals with the above-mentioned aftermath. His response?
You just need a rag or something. Me and the wife have one. We call it the w***y hanky.
Oh, and in... before the lock.
I like it so much, I dip my junk in it!
Listerine or Dentyl FTW?
Just use the mug she keeps her teeth in
Hora, you see that line waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back there?
Well, you appear to have crossed it.
Geroge Fornby
Quite a talent for the spelling you have there 😉
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Aaaaaaaand balance is restored!
O.M.G at this thread 😆
Hora, you see that line waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back there?
The starting line?
On a side-note...and I thought I was the one with no inner-monologue 😆
I've never visited Mumsnet.
I am Pure. 😆
I have to ask, Ski WTF was going on in that clip? 😆
To the people who missed it, words fail me 😆
Just keep one of these by the toothbrushes
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Apparently #penisbeaker is trending on Twitter.
🙂
Ah yes. Reminds me of the time a girlfriend got the tubes mixed up and applied Colgate instead of Canesten
"additional cleansing may be desired but is not necessary"
I tried to read the CAUTION but its true I can't
Reminds me of the time a girlfriend got the tubes mixed up and applied Colgate instead of Canesten
Similar - Bleary early eyed, shakes the spray can of deodorant before liberally applying a hefty coating of fly spray to the pits. 😯
Reminds me of the time a girlfriend got the tubes mixed up and applied Colgate instead of Canesten
The Colgate 'Ring of Confidence' 😆
If you need fly spray in the bedroom I would suggest that you work on your personal hygene.
Mate o mine in the Scouts got his pits with hairspray one weekend. That was worth a laugh or two, but serve him right for trying to maintain perfect hair with anti-persperant whilst out camping.
got the tubes mixed up and applied Colgate instead of Canesten
I ALWAYS double check before applying cream to my shorts 8)
Having read that thread, I live in fear that
a) I'm going to get fired for finding inappropriate content while at work and b) I end up with someone from mumsnet. "Friday night special"?!
Reminds me of the time a girlfriend got the tubes mixed up and applied Colgate instead of Canesten
And I trust you used that as an excuse to clean your teeth using your girlfriends brush? 😆
wwaswas - Memberthis looks ideal;
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Warm down
cutlery sharpening
and, if you sit right, post-coital clean upall in one.
It needs a little finessing:
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From the golden age of Viz. If you're after a Christmas gift for the Mumsnet mum in your life, look no further.
Looks like mumsnet has gone down or the thread removed...
twitter really has gone overboard on this.
Mumsnet owners are probably running to the bank with the ad revenue and not noticed that the site's struggling under the load.
shakes the spray can of deodorant before liberally applying a hefty coating of fly spray to the pits
In a strange connection to the 'lucky chap' thread, I heard a story about a friend of a friend (so probably made up) who claimed she was late for such an appointment and hadn't been too hot on the hygiene dept so just sprayed some deodorant around downstairs before she left. The nurse said something like 'you've gone to a lot of trouble for this' which left her confused, until she got back home and found the spray-on glitter where her deodorant usually lived.
when I heard that story it was because she had a quick, errrm, wipe around with a flannel that her daughter had been using to clean her hands after playing with glitter and glue.
Wow wwaswas, we have the same friends! 😀
Small [s]world[/s] penis
So that's why you're called lilchris?
Also reminds me of the time a few of us went camping in Sedbergh. One guy arrived late and while we headed off to the pub, he went to have a quick shower, grabbing the shampoo/body wash that had been handily decanted into one of those little lightweight nalgene bottles.
Only it turned out it wasn't shampoo. It was only once he'd struggled to get a decent lather, then re-applied more (that Yorkshire water you know) that he smelt it and worked out it was cooking oil.
I've got around this by becoming a riding god 🙂Jamie
So that's why your called lilchris?
Just wipe your willy on the curtains and leave! Simples!
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Seems harsh, but I suppose there is some resemblance.
Brilliant thread!
wwaswas - Member
Some women can apparently contact thrush at the drop of a hat
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the quality of some of them it might actually be to decontaminate said penis after a classless night out
emsz - Member
O.M.G at this thread
Guessing it's not an issue in your house 😉
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