This delivered today by RM 24 hour tracked. No sender info or any paperwork in the package. I have no idea where it's from, what it's for or why I've received it. Fill yer boots...
It's for calling Batman
Looks like LDPE or HDPE (low density polyethylene/ high density polyethylene).
Not a clue what it's for though.
You know you've just summoned batman don't you?
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Edit: Too effin' slow.
It's for filling obvious, exploitable gaps, like the one in Liverpool right now, just between Maguire and Jones.
Obvious init. Cock ring.
Looks like a “spring washer” to stop something from sliding down a pole (but not a fireman).
One of my mates just suggested it's for doing batman shaped poo's - the dark shight
🤣🤣🤣
Round table top for horse flea knights.
Obvious init. Cock ring.
don't be daft, its obviously to slip over the surplus sex swing straps so they don't flap about and take an eye out.
Cable tidy for lamp?
I actually know what it is.
Well I know its intended purpose I may have hinted above.
One of my mates just suggested it’s for doing batman shaped poo’s – the dark shight
🤣🤣🤣
1) Typos
2) It would be suicide squat.
or why I’ve received it
I wouldn't bother starting any long books. Owe anyone any money? Upset an old peg seller? Tweeted about Putin?
I actually know what it is.
Well, don't keep us in suspenders.
Labial clip
I actually know what it is.
Lucky you.
He doesn't! He's just teasing.😜😜😜
It’s for calling Batman
Looks more like Hatman to me.
Incredible the things you find by the side of the road while out cycling.
Probably an amazon review "brushing" scam mystery item.
Phew, I’m glad it made it to you intact. I was worried I hadn’t packed it well enough.
That’s my good deed done for the year.
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Mystery solved!
My pal has just messaged to say that Jon Bon Jovi came to her in a dream last night and he explained that it is a load spreader to be used with the new hanging baskets i have recently picked up!
Pretty obvious when you think about it...
