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Sorry but I'm currently using said stick on Lewis Hamilton...

Why dat den? Because he didn't let Nico deliberately try to punt him off on a convenient corner?


 
Posted : 11/07/2016 12:01 am
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I have to say there are things I'd rather poke Edith bowman with


 
Posted : 11/07/2016 12:02 am
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All of the above and Graham Norton.


 
Posted : 11/07/2016 12:06 am
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Re James Martin HERE's why you shouldn't give him the time of day as a cyclist (even though he's currently appearing in an advert with cyclists)

HaHa! I'm with him on a lot of this. I swear & curse at some peabrained ****wits of cyclists at times.
I like him even more now!

*Motto, keep death off the roads, ride on the footpath*


 
Posted : 11/07/2016 12:13 am
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the list would have been so long at one time. now i couldn't care less about anyone or anything apart from myself and family.


 
Posted : 11/07/2016 12:29 am
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52%...


 
Posted : 11/07/2016 10:06 am
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Leadsome, Farage, Gove, Johnson

& the
footflaps - Member
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Posted : 11/07/2016 10:10 am
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Ha ha ! I'm loving the James Martin hate on here. I thought it was just me who felt so repulsed by him. He has a special, almost indefinable, arrogance about him, previously only seen in Lynda Barker.
Don't like that fat wheezer Dianne Abbott either.
Or Bob Geldof.
Or that charmless, quorn eating, slaphead Mo Farrah.


 
Posted : 11/07/2016 10:30 am
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The shadow cabinet.

( does anyone have a list of today's names ?? )


 
Posted : 11/07/2016 10:35 am
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James Martin

+ another.

Slimy arrogant bag of tripe.


 
Posted : 11/07/2016 10:38 am
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Every politician in the UK? ( & I mean EVERY)
My boss (no. 1 boss)
Quite a few others beneath no. 1 boss.

Not many others TBH.

Chris Evans.
Frank Skinner.
Donald Trump.
That **** Cameron.
Jeremy Corbyn.

The list is actually...endless.

What a difference two hours makes. ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 11/07/2016 10:41 am
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In no particular order...
Bear Grylls, Tony Blair....
The shit would have to be really rancid.


 
Posted : 11/07/2016 10:42 am
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Benedict f****** Cumberbatch.


 
Posted : 11/07/2016 1:20 pm
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I'd like to join the anti-James Martin camp, saw him do that Mille Miglia show which distilled my initial dislike into loathing for the self congratulatory berk...
although due to my left wing liberal politics I couldn't condone abusing a stick by smearing it in poo (unless it was into that sort of thing)

Edit - thanks above for the exception; Murdoch (and the whole family) who I'd happily poke in the eye with a sharpened, shitty stick


 
Posted : 11/07/2016 1:28 pm
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Len McClusky


 
Posted : 11/07/2016 2:52 pm
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Noel Edmonds. No doubt he'd cure the injury with one of those magic machines.

I'm amazed that he hasn't already been listed.


 
Posted : 11/07/2016 2:55 pm
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Murdoch, Ecclestone, Katie Hopkins, Corbyn and any footballer that doesn't cut their own toe nails ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 11/07/2016 6:18 pm
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Morrisey.


 
Posted : 11/07/2016 6:37 pm
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Leadsome, Farage, Gove, Boris Johnson twice, Stephen Fry


 
Posted : 11/07/2016 8:10 pm
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Leadsome, Farage, Gove, Johnson

That's my Arya list, right there!


 
Posted : 11/07/2016 8:21 pm
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Russell Brand , both eyes - twice .


 
Posted : 11/07/2016 8:27 pm
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Mr Tumble - he a still hasn't learned to remember his spotty bag after all these years.


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 6:42 am
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John Inverdale.


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 7:00 am
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John Inverdale

Good call.


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 7:27 am
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Whoever it is in the Fugees who kept saying "one time" at random intervals in Killing Me Softly.


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 8:05 am
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I bet it was morrisey....


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 8:15 am
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Not sure it was Morissey , but good call just in case it was.


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 8:16 am
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+1 for James Martin.

I can't see IDS yet? Surely a collective oversight?

Jacob Rees-Mogg, Daniel Sturridge, Oleg Tinkoff, Amanda Holden, Chris Evans. There are many...


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 9:51 am
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Mike Bushell and Gregg Wallace, if there was a UK wide village idiot competition they would need sudden death penalties to separate those two.


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 10:07 am
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Dave myers, the smug patronizing fake insincere git. His presenting style is like some bad playschool mock Geordie shite


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 10:32 am
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Fat folk who keep going on and on about loosing weight.


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 10:58 am
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Dave myers, the smug patronizing fake insincere git. His presenting style is like some bad playschool mock Geordie shite

I thought Si was the geordie one... Dude.

Naga Munchetty, don't get me started on her presenting[i] skills.[/i] ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 11:08 am
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You lot make me laugh.....you're all like my now departed Dad. He used to hate endless people on Telly, inc Terry Wogan, FFS!

I try and be more tolerant....although would happily put that stick in both Lawrence Lewellyn Bowen's eyes!


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 11:13 am
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Naga Munchetty, don't get me started on her presenting skills.

Oh come, tells us what you think? ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 11:14 am
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Whoever it is in the Fugees who kept saying "one time" at random intervals in Killing Me Softly.

That was John Inverdale.


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 12:12 pm
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Leadsome, Gove, Farage, Johnson

Have done a good job of poking their own eyes out to be honest.

But we'll shed no tears for those blinded by their own ambition.

Fat folk who keep going on and on about loosing weight.

People who can't spell losing


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 12:35 pm
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Leadsome, Gove, Farage, Johnson

Have done a good job of poking their own eyes out to be honest.

But we'll shed no tears for those blinded by their own ambition.

Fat folk who keep going on and on about loosing weight.

People who can't spell losing


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 12:37 pm
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Whoever it is in the Fugees who kept saying "one time" at random intervals in Killing Me Softly.

Is that the same incredibly irritating jackass who keeps saying "Yeah,... yeah,... yeah,... yeah..." repeatedly through just about every Fugees song I've ever heard? If so, then I wouldn't use the stick, I'd just want to punch them in the mouth every time they opened it to say "Yeah"; think of it as aversion therapy. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
Oh yes, and Russel Brand! Smug, self-congratulatory cockwomble that he is. ๐Ÿ˜ก


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 1:52 pm
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People who post twice quickly in succession - just to be sure.


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 2:54 pm
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slowoldman - I can go with having to post your irritation at people who can't spell losing twice ๐Ÿ™‚

Naga Munchetty are you sure that's not a bond villainess/porn name?


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 2:58 pm
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'twas not I. I was just being sarcastic.


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 2:59 pm
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Leadsome, Gove, Farage, Johnson

there arent enough shitty sticks in the whole of Europe for these clowns


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 3:20 pm
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The lady sat outside my sons nursery,in a4x4 with the engine running,every day.
Then she disrupts home time by knocking early and barges past as though her's is the only child.
Grrrr.


 
Posted : 12/07/2016 5:30 pm
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