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Mary Warner. Beautiful girl, I went to school with her brother.
Hugh Togher.
"Richard Organ"
No shit.
johnners - Member
There used to be a Newsagents near me run by Roger Mashiter. It had his name above the door and everything.
How I s****ed.
I don't even care if this is true, it's fantastic
My local Snap On sales guy was Richard Head.
I used to work with a guy who's name was Bond, and he called his son James
Roger Geranius - used to work with him
Roger Mee - at university
Viv Vallance - at university. Hopefully he's now a game show host on satellite telly
Steve Shakeshaft - saw his name on a report the other day
Randy Bender is definitely my favourite. Never met him though
I photographed a chinese wedding for a guy called Hak Kan and a girl Ting Ting. So her new married name was Ting Kan. Made me chuckle uncontrollably at the service for ages. Seems immature now. But I still get a Christmas card from them!
2 pe teachers richard head and mr.cox
I had a teacher called Anne T. Hill
my wife used to work in a shop and one of her regular customers was Mrs Cockhead in Aberdeen so true!!!!!
Plus a friend called Snow Yule
Also I know surgeons called Mr Pain and Mr Stitch
Once worked at the Pru and we had an few funny names on the system. Fave was Anil Chagger.
So her new married name was Ting Kan.
PMSL!!!
😆
I know a chap called Alan Fouka (which is pronounced 'fukka')
Good friend of mine is called Jacqueline Hyde.
I used to work with Raine Shine too!
I know a woman called Bridget Gash
Also had a coloured teacher called Mrs White and worked with a guy
called paul Black that was coloured.
Elvis Dean Presley Smith. Was one of the slightly 'rougher' kids at school.
My Dad went to uni with a german called Everard Koch.
I knew a bloke called Peter Nurse and his wife was Anne (P.Nurse and A.Nurse).
Went to school with Theresa Green, her Dad was a very well educated man and he thought this was hilarious.
Two brothers Eric and Isaac Hunt (not true but funny)
Teaching English in China with classes of 50 or more kids there's no chance of remembering their proper names so we always get them to choose an English name, they like to watch American TV shows like Prisonbreak so I have a kid called TEA BAG I tried to deter him but I couldn't tell him what it meant.
A mate at school was called Nick Dick, he's since changed his last name. His Dad was Willy Dick (known as Bill though, not surprisingly)
Used to teach Doug Garden.
guy who was dr cox.then joined the army and became major cox.
straight up.
I'm sure some of these are made up..
Anyway,my art teacher went by the name of Fanny Front-Bottom [complete with hyphen]
Honest
johnners - Member
There used to be a Newsagents near me run by Roger Mashiter. It had his name above the door and everything.How I s****ed.
I don't even care if this is true, it's fantastic
Absolutely true, it was in Ilchester but it (unfortunately) changed hands a few years ago. I only wish I had a picture.
A good friend of mine is a surgeon. His name is Butcher which must be disconcerting for patients.
One consultant I know is an R. Hole. Never found out if his middle inital is S.
Another consultant is named Hugh Wylie, always makes me s**** a little.
Did know a girl called Honor Head, who had a mate called Rachel Rubbery
Patricia Mycock used to work for me, known as Pat amoungst friends. She was slightly hard of hearing and spoke very loudly, especially when using her phone at work. I still laugh now at hearing Pat Mycock how can I help you? From anywhere in the office.
When I lived in Scotland had a teacher called Mr McMath and suprisingly he taught maths
I had mate at school had an aunt fanny married to uncle dick.
My son got his broken arm set by dr blood.
chris peacock and drew peacock. both brothers at the same school- gutted!
Some of you might remember a newsreader called Sandy Waugh? Anyway he was sent to repoert on the first Iraq conflict! There's also a Scottish weather lady called Gail McGrane.
i went to school with a lad named carl chagger. he had a sister called anita.
she is even a friend on Facebook!!
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posted this up the last time this thread was live, my mrs worked with jock mcsporan... from wales!!
also, had a mate called geoff tremendous handforth, apparently his mother chose the middle name in honour of a club turn doing the rounds of leeds in the sixties.
hope he doesn't see this 😯
Sudd from somewhere in middle east. We called him dirty s*d but I guess Our names sound fuuny too.
Linda means sh*t in some countries...
Taught a young lad called Jet Rock.
Son of a work-mate - Liam Perrins
American friend of my partner- misty Dawn
Misty Dawn?
There was a female bmxer in the eighties called Misty Dong..
IIRC Misty Dawn was the stage name of pornstar John Holmes's partner in the 70's,before he got mixed up in a big cocaine bust.
igmc
A girl called Paris London.... idiot parents
Willie Stroker wins this thread by a good length..
Once taught a lad called "Fletcher Bumstead". If saddled with a surname like Bumstead you would think you would choose something a little less conspicuous for the first name too.
Many years ago I had a mate called Nicholas Hooker. The joke was all the more funny as his parents were strict Catholics.
Post Office I used to visit was run by a Theresa Green.
Went to school with a girl called Yolanda Thircle.
Had to deal with an idiot in a previous job, his name was Darren Arron.
I once had a girl called Psyche Postlethwaite drive into the back of me, when i asked her name she just offered to write it down, and i have a client called Grewcock.
My bro in laws brother is called Nickolas Eyres (Nick eyres) hehe we used to call him kecks 🙂
Teacher at school - Richard Holder.
Guy at work - Ben Mycock, rumours of an his Baltic cousin, Slobadan Mycock, yet to be confirmed.
A mate at school was called Nick Dick,
-Brilliant!
Willie stroker is winning though- even thought you don't personally know him.
my mate matt's best friend's name was 'richard rimmer', and i once new a cute girl called 'victoria plum'.