British Gas Homecare.
Arseholes to their staff and their customers.
We’ll be eight days without hot water if they actually show up this time.
I did the main categories above
I'll add - badly dressed men ie elastic wasted trousers, dress shoes with jeans. collared shirt without a tie, sports jacket and jeans, or that staple - the all beige palate
ditherers in shops - get your wallet ready don't hold me up
Middle lane hogs on motorways
Anyone who is able bodied and drives less than 2 miles
anyone with a pod coffee machine
anyone who slavishly follows a GPS
anyone who listens to music on their phone without headphones
fat people on public transport
Brexiteers who are still trying to convince strangers on the internet that it's gonna be great and we just need to buy British.
At least most of them are maintaining a guilty silence now.
I'll add to the list.
People who try and justify other people's poor performance (mostly this government) with the statement "could you do better?" or "they're doing their best".
It's not my line of ****ing work and if I did my job as badly I'd be sacked. Nobody would keep employing me and say "it's ok he's doing his best"
My attached neighbours, who don't give a toss about the lockdown, the environment or others.
As already said - lots of townies coming into the local countryside leaving their dog s**t bags in trees and bushes, chucking litter everywhere and parking badly, thinking their dog, child, self can just go where it wants (there are pregnant sheep around atm).
People who chop down mature or ancient trees and hedges. For me there is no excuse unless its uprooting your home.
People without common courtesy or manners.
Almost everyone TBH. My nihilism is hitting new heights. I watched that Greenland film last night and thought 'if only'.
The bastard who has driven out to the lane near our house and dumped his old sofa, cushions and other assorted debris into the verge, hedge and dyke. Scum.
collared shirt without a tie,
I’ll flip this and say people that wear ties. Outdated, old fashioned and serves zero ****ing purpose as an item of clothing. Might as well wear a lead around your neck or a piece of rope, electrical cable, liquorice. It would look just as stupid as a bit of fabric and serve the exact same purpose.
Sorry for being angry - received my second positive covid test last night and haven’t even fully recovered from the last bout in April. So Covid deniers and anti-vaccine types can **** off too. If they are also happen to be wearing ties I hope they get them trapped in something and end up being strangled.
"rad" lifestyle people.
Dog baby owners.
Anyone who comes with the title of 'Influencer' Most appear to be a shower of useless pricks.
People who claim to be connoisseurs of coffee, but then top it up with milk and white sugar.
Beast from the East 2
The forecast for a freezing week ahead is bloody brilliant IMO.
Frozen, firm trails again.
We've not even had any snow this side of the pennines this week.
Imbeciles that say things like:
- 'you wouldn't say that to my face' in any online spat. I would, because I'm not a little whiny bitch like you are.
- 'I think the word' gammon' is racist'. If you think that mate, you're definitely a prick
- 'I'd make Boris a cuppa'. If you've swallowed that bellends shit then you are embarrassingly stupid.
Thankfully, since coming off Facebook idiots like this are few and far between.
flyingpotatoes
Free Member
Nobbers (my sister) who moan about online businesses not paying enough tax then immediately order a tonne of stuff off Amazon with their prime account because it’s soooooo convenient.Nobbers (my sister) who have an air BnB and don’t declare it as such to the Scottish government to avoid paying any extra money.
Nobbers (you know who) who put their son in an apartment in Scotland, then rent rooms out and don’t declare it to the Scottish government.
I could go on but you get the idea.
bit of a harsh personal attack on nobbersinthefridge. jeez, let the guy celebrate in peace! 😆
Athiests: yes, I know you don't believe in God because yes you told me before. Yes, I know that your realisation makes you smarter than all theists. Thanks.
Celtic fans: no need to explain why
🙃
Wow, some proper bitter people about on here. Lefty remoaners mostly. Strange that. Seriously folks get on with your lives, being so bitter and twisted isnt going to change anything, it'll just make the things you believe to be so wrong, even worse.
Dog walkers!
I can't leave the house any time of day without tripping over some ****ing dog lead.
Plus there is dog shit everywhere!
I can't be arsed with most folks. Silence is golden. Still adjusting to civilian life. Not sure I can handle it. Think I may get back on a shooter gig.
People who say “lefty remoaners” and think it’s an insult. We just care and can’t stand the **** we’re having to face due to gammons believing the lies they’ve been fed
– ‘you wouldn’t say that to my face’ in any online spat. I would, because I’m not a little whiny bitch like you are.
– ‘I think the word’ gammon’ is racist’. If you think that mate, you’re definitely a prick
– ‘I’d make Boris a cuppa’. If you’ve swallowed that bellends shit then you are embarrassingly stupid.
Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha !!!! I nearly choked laughing at that, nice one lol.
Bitch
Lots of lies, soft touch etc.
Nobeerinthefridge
Free Member
🤣🤣🤣 @seosamh77Tbh, anytime I see nobber on here, I assume it’s for me, and I’ve annoyed somebody!
😆
Anyone that says "I feel really sorry for Boris".
Fortunately most people, in real life, I'm ok with. Does my head in that people still aren't wearing masks in my corner shop though. If they can't be bothered to do that I doubt they bother to wash their hands*, distance, isolate if required etc etc.
*after a sh*t, let alone due to Covid.
Aw the wee secret Scots Tories that think now is the time to crawl out the woodwork and nip even more heids,gobshites.
If the cap fits. I'm ashamed to have been dragged to your level tbh.
Lefty remoaners mostly
People who use terms like 'libtard' 'remoaner' 'cuck' 'SJW' 'redpill' 'kek' 'deep state' etc
Thankfully, since coming off Facebook idiots like this are few and far between.
+1
I’m ashamed to have been dragged to your level tbh
Don't be too harsh, calling someone a whining little bitch , in a post where you whine like a little bitch cheered me up no end.
Disappointing that some seem to want to make it personal on an impersonal medium, but hey ho, that's modern life.
Disappointing that some seem to want to make it personal on an impersonal medium, but hey ho, that’s modern life.
Aint that the truth.
brads
Full MemberWhite noise
OK hun
anyone involved in medicine for profit
What, every GP?
Tony Hancock
He's been dead 50 odd years. You must be going out of your way not to be arsed with him. I mean he is pretty easy to avoid. 😂
Liberals
Paul Merton Just too depressing. See also the news.
Les Paul apologists.
Brexit deniers.
Atheists.
People who read newsprint.
Plague chat.
Mercedes and or pop bang remap drivers. All of you.
Celtic fans, actually no the now, they are offering great VFM ATM.
Anyone who's been to New York.
The scriptwriters of all soap operas–indeed people who watch soap operas.
The amount of dug shite left on the ground.
Non conspiracy theorists.
Your sister in law.
People who listen to tapes and call them tapes.
Chris Sutton
Nigella Lawson
Queues at any Fast food outlet.
Completely ignoring the above makes life almost bearable.
You?
Singletrackworld users generally. Including myself. Pompous and opinionated.
the all beige palate
That is gross.
I’ll add – badly dressed men ie elastic wasted trousers
Yes, agree.
dress shoes with jeans.
Yes.
collared shirt without a tie
Really? The collars came well before the tie. Also, casual button-down collared shirts, flannel shirts etc.
sports jacket and jeans,
Ah, yes - the Clarkson look.
or that staple – the all beige palate
I hope you are making an exception for the man from Del Monté, TJ?
Penfold
KFC marketeers. 20 wing bucket? Yes. Limited period only? Die painfully
Since when did eating your dinner out of a bucket become a thing? Who the **** wants to eat out of a bucket?
Me personally, I’m pretty chilled atm, only one thing that gets me at the moment is the moral high horses who rattle out that ‘rule 1’ trope at every opportunity. Away an shite.
I'm more into testing the boundaries of Rule 34, it passes the time. If we didn't have a child I'm sure we'd have passed lockdown honouring Rule 35.
Anyone who likes ‘Mrs Browns Boys’.
I was rocking a sports jacket and jeans before Clarkson was invented. Punk it was.
The scriptwriters of Death in Paradise – FFS, she’s too good for him.
Maybe some people are attracted to folk for who they are rather than what they look like???
People who litter/fly tip
People who can't park between the white lines
People who can't use their indicators properly/at all
People who use those vape things that give off enormous sickly fruity smelling clouds. If you're using them to help you quit smoking, that's great, but surely there's a way you can do it that doesn't make me want to throw up.
And Tories/Brexiteers obviously
Penfold
Once you see the nostril hair it's hard not just stare at it.
Influencers. Though that's not just "at the moment".
Influencers.
Did you see my 'Influencers in the Wild' post earlier in the thread? 🙂
