Tories.
Tony Hancock. Just too depressing. See also Steptoe and Son.
Gibson apologists.
Brexiteers.
Theists.
Daily Mail readers.
Anti vaxxers.
Audi/BMW drivers. Not all of you. Just the ****s who cut me up every single day on the M6.
Rangers fans.
Anyone who likes Las Vegas.
The scriptwriters of Death in Paradise - FFS, she's too good for him.
Lockdown dog owners.
Conspiracy theorists.
My sister in law.
People who call records vinyls.
Chris Sutton.
Shula Archer.
KFC marketeers. 20 wing bucket? Yes. Limited period only? Die painfully.
Completely ignoring the above makes life almost bearable.
You?
As above plus...
Nigel Farage
Covid deniers
Republican Party politicians
Julia Hartley-Brewer
Brexiteers
Go Compare advert bloke
Trump family
Anti BBC campaigners
Labour party members who have spent the last 9 months squabling between themselves rather than criticise the disasterous effects of the Tory Government's decisions.
Julia Hartley-Brewer
Yes, of course.
Sorry for missing her out.
The scriptwriters of Death in Paradise
Dude, spoilers.
KFC marketeers. 20 wing bucket? Yes. Limited period only? Die painfully.
returning for a limited time only, the vegan burger, fried in chicken fat. Finger on the pulse of your audience there, guys.
It definitely seems to be a time when a lot of people and groups just need to be ignored. Social media has helped make many more of these people visible, along with the traditional media having to report on everything.
Me and wife said same last night when the nutter republican women in the US was on the news. It would be better if the media just ignored her, when she comes out for a press conference the press should not turn up. Nothing she says is going to be positive or helpful so why bother listening/reporting on it.
If Farage wasn't given as much time do you think Brexit would have even happened?
I have to write this from the other direction i.e. who can i be arsed with..
No one other tham my kids and a few close friends.
I'm not on Rustys list.
Love you too bro!
Gibson apologists
Guy? Debbie? The cocktail? Help me out here.
To be honest I have always felt Leonard Cheshire was a far more inspirational leader.
Don't think I've seen any to disagree with.
Can I add
People who think Dubai is a perfect holiday destination
Myself mainly.
I'm on Rusty's naughty step! Give us our moment man, we've won nothing for years!!🤣
Me personally, I'm pretty chilled atm, only one thing that gets me at the moment is the moral high horses who rattle out that 'rule 1' trope at every opportunity. Away an shite.
Anyone who builds a garden fence with the posts on the outside
People who think Dubai is a perfect holiday destination
Amen!
May I add ‘Lozza’ Fox?
Folks that invest not a penny in garden boundaries, yet feel entitled to the 'good side'.
Anyone who builds a garden fence with the posts on the outside
Err, isn't that everybody ever excepting maybe @kormoran?
Backbench gammons moaning about lockdown pretending their focus is kids' education when it's clearly all about their own financial interests and personal freedom.
@nobeer - Ooh niche! They've clearly not read rule No.1 😜
I like RNP's swear filter avoidance. Any post with an element of jeopardy is worth reading
People who think any information that disagrees with their world view must be untrue.
May I add ‘Lozza’ Fox?
Someone should tell him you don't spell "Loser" like that.
The fact that a moderator has to type dafuq in a forum in 2021 to avoid the four stars is pretty sad too btw.
**** me. 🤣
Any of the current Govt Front Bench; Rabb and Patel, Hancock and Gove specifically
+ lockdown newbie countryside users who have no clue how to behave & or show courtesy to other users of shared paths & don't take their litter home.
Dog walkers who insist their dog is under control even though it's not on a lead and the dogs behaviour must be overlooked because it doesn't like horses/cyclists.
Anyone who says "it's not my job" when it clearly is.
Closed mind idiots who have the definitive option on everything even though they've never ever tried it themselves
People with hair that don't make the most of it.
People with hair that don’t make the most of it.
You utter monster
Anyone featured on this instagram feed
Unfortunately for her, that is a homeopathic ocean - with a tiny amount of sewage...
I like RNP’s swear filter avoidance. Any post with an element of jeopardy is worth reading
I just got told off😔
Nobbers (my sister) who moan about online businesses not paying enough tax then immediately order a tonne of stuff off Amazon with their prime account because it's soooooo convenient.
Nobbers (my sister) who have an air BnB and don't declare it as such to the Scottish government to avoid paying any extra money.
Nobbers (you know who) who put their son in an apartment in Scotland, then rent rooms out and don't declare it to the Scottish government.
I could go on but you get the idea.
Unfortunately for her, that is a homeopathic ocean – with a tiny amount of sewage…
🙂
And now the water has a memory of kicking her ass.
Anyone featured on this instagram feed
Probably a strong correlation with those who like Dubai.
One of my friends is on that list and she is a really nice person. So no.
Anyone who has just bought a diesel SUV to do the trip to the shops.
People with extendable dog leads.
I mean, they probably aren't all vapid narcissists but, well...
My list would be pretty long - the last couple of years have been a challenge for sure.
Brexit, Trump, Covid... enough to test anyones patience. I thought it was supposed to be the cream that rises to the top?
Would be quicker to list the people I can be arsed with....
Me (at times debatable)
The girlfriend
Old man, sister and her kids, my uncle
A few friends, none of whom live locally.
Not seen any biking mates for ages.
Good friend has more or less died since his bird popped out a cabbage patch baby
Work clique has gone quiet and not seen most of them for months.
Who I can be arsed with:
My estranged wife (also my best friend)
My workmate who got me into cycling.
Thats about it. Don't really miss anyone else. The people I did care about are dead. Rachel died 5 years ago today, my Stepdad died 6 years ago next Thursday and mum died 7 years ago next Wednesday.
I quite dislike February.
Oh Oh Oh - I like this
tories, brexiteers, tax avoiders, tories, Impolite people especially dog walkers, tories, covid deniers, flat earthers, social media "influencers" tories, bicycle haterz, nimbys, brexiteers, anyone involved in medicine for profit, edinburgh city council officials, grouse moor owners and users, fox hunters, all wildlife criminals including defra, brexiteers, militant god botherers, those that claim to be pro life, tories, bigots of all flavours, purity spirals, brexiteers, uk road designers, Murdoch Barclay and other newspaper owners that distort. Daily mail and express readers.
Myself.
.
I'm a grumpy git at present.
Trail dog owners
Lawrence Fox.
Sky TV and every other service if you don't keep switching.
Me:- I'd like to cancel my subscription.
Sky:- Can ask why?
Me:- The bill keeps going up, the broadband is slow and it's cheaper elsewhere.
Sky:- You've been a customer for a long time, You could have called and we could have sorted out a better deal.
Me:- Or you could just not have put the bill up and improved the service without me ringing up to cancel.
Beast from the East 2: when I just got into my riding again.
Work
Knife Crime.
Would be quicker to list the people I can be arsed with….
Same here:
My sister and her kids, possibly her husband too but he's not very sociable anyway.
My riding mates.
One of my old school friends.
On a good day my parents, on a bad day no (Brexit voters, Daily Mail readers)
So there's probably 7-9 people there. I don't make the list!
People who think Dubai is a destination
That’s better. The very idea of the place is just some of the very worst bits of wealth distribution.
Beast from the East 2
Haven’t seen the new model. I loved the original ones, probably my favourite Cannondales.
Generally keep myself to myself so others rarely bother me.
However, 2 people who have me for the first time in my life wanting to smash up the tv when I see them...
Matt Hancock
Keir Starmer
anyone in the queue ahead of me.
