[Closed] People that put cones outside their houses

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Don Pisspot, you're coming across as a bit of a Benny.

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Thought it best to put my cones around that post. I think you came across well fourbanger, you can park in my space.

Read the small-print in your cone-tract

And I used the correct "they're and everything.

Park in my space - oo-er phnarr phnarr. Sorry, have been rstraining myself all thread from making lame cone jokes, but wasn't going to let that pass.

P.S and it's "People wot put them cones out"

You'll have to excuse me, but are we talking [i]conos[/i] or [i]coños[/i]. There seem to be a few of the latter in this thread.

Duggan - Member
Read the small-print in your cone-tract

Putting cones in the road is illegal (unless you have a notice from the council temporarily reserving the space e.g. for a skip or removal lorry, in which case photocopy of said notice should be displayed with cones), selfish, inconsiderate, and only shows that the cone placer thinks their convenience in life overrides everyone else's legal right to park there.

As has been said, cone placers should be charged with fly tipping, and Obstructing the Queens Highway, and possibly theft unless they can provide receipts for the purchase of the cones. Oh, and any damaged caused to your motor vehicle or cycle caused by hitting said obstruction.

The lower echelons of society on a par with grass verge parkers (probably one and the same on different days).

Worked in one house and the neighbour had cones out, managed to reverse into the gap left, just as the owner of the house i was working at came out and asked if i had hit the cones, no says me, thats good says the chap, because the miserable old git next door has filled them full of concrete.

Another place i used to work, a neighbour if you parked under his window in the car park you would find a scene like Alfred Hitchcocks , The Birds film going on as he would shower your vehicle with bread and bird seed.

Unrelated i know put i once got a puncture so stopped to fix it outside a house and a bloke came out and tried to get me to move on. I didnt really get what he was on about to start with as he banged on his ktchen window and waved his arms about, then he came out and started ranting at me. Really odd although it was Sonning and they are very posh their (thats for Teamhurtmore).

I always think that someone who puts cones out has issues tbh, I feel a bit sorry for them that they have to park in the same spot each time and imagine that it's some sort of OCD. I'll always just drive up the road a bit and park somewhere else, being perfectly capable of walking.

I was going to put a smiley after my last post but I forgot. So glad I did as it appears to have caused don simon some sort of hissy fit.

Has someone put your toys back in the pram yet?

As a student I lived for a year next to a guy who asked us not to park in front of his house. Apparently he was friends with Patrick Moore who driving past his house one time saw a car outside it and assumed he had visitors so didn't stop to visit. Whenever anyone did park outside we received a letter sent through the post. Old people - gotta love 'em.

I take mine with me

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slalom that bitch

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I worked in a terraced house in Chester, long street, half empty, ample space to park, parked outside the customers house,worked there all morning, neighbour comes back and parks within an inch of back bumper, (road still empty)so i just move 3 foot down road,start putting tools in van, she comes out and starts reving the engine, put tools in van, she then closes the 3 foot gap.

I go back in house and the elderley couple have made a few butties for me, so sitting ther, and loud revving ,horn tooting etc,look out of window and see 40 year neurotic woman with hand clamped on horn, go out thinking she is hurt etc, she screams a torrent of abuse about me parking in her space,and she had rung her boyfreind to beatme up.

Absolute total nutter she was.

I was going to put a smiley after my last post but I forgot. So glad I did as it appears to have caused don simon some sort of hissy fit.

I worked in a terraced house in Chester, long street,

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Hmm......

I can happily say that you've come nowhere near causing me a hissy fit in any way shape or form.

Yeah, but that's [i][u]exactly[/i][/u] what people who've had hissy fits always say.

You sure, bit of name calling looked like you'd got yourself in a bit of a tizzy.

[i]Change "we" for "I" if you're having difficulties understanding. You sound like the typical selfish [swear filter avoidance] that creates more problems than they solve. I bet you'd have stopped and given the ambulance driver an earful preventing them from doing their job instead of minding your business, it's got nothing to do with you!![/i]

Sounds a bit angry to me. Anyway I bet I wouldn't have.

I can happily say that you've come nowhere near causing me a hissy fit in any way shape or form.  

well that wil be something to look forward to.

People beside us put a bike out against the kerb when they go out so nobody parks outside their house, even though they have a driveway for their free car they get through invalidity.

Garden lane is a nightmare to park in, but parked just off it last year, on a single yellow line, traffic warden came round, i apologised for parking there but was attending to a breakin at a house, result i didnt get a a prking ticket but the other 4 cars did.

I now get a parking permit when working there.

[i]for their free car they get through invalidity[/i]

I didn't know disabled people got free cars.

Yeah, but that's exactly what people who've had hissy fits always say.

Garden lane is a nightmare to park in,

Cones.. pffft.. this is how it is done:

Bring it on a_a, I look forward to your floundering. The world owes me a house, mwah ha ha! Where's my pension? Mwah ha ha!

calm down love, do you want a dummy or are you overtired?