People say the daftest things.

A side note on the carrot debate - All vegetables are fruit. Vegetables are a subclassification of the fruit group.

It is a bit like women are part of Mankind but probably a more contentious thing to say to some people, especially those who insist tomatoes are fruit as if that is a surprising fact.

"redhead have a lower pain threshold, surgeons need to use more drugs to euthanise them"

People that use 'like' to end a sentence.

Where/whom did that abomination originate from?

Carrots are fruit.

A side note on the carrot debate – All vegetables are fruit.

Carrots are not the only fruit

My OH isn't British and managed to mix up "bugger off" and "stop bothering me". She told someone to "stop buggering me".