I once chased the young turkish kid that repeatedly shoves the pizza/kebab/chicken/curry leaflets down the street, through a churchyard and into a frozen canal, I should also point out also that during the entire inconvenience I had no need to activate those idiotic traffic flow interrupters during ether the pursuit or the triumphant waltz home. does that count?
Bloke coming down the hill is forced to stop for the red and blows her horn at me
Damned transvestite car drivers.
Cougar - MemberDamned transvestite car drivers.
I missed that. MrNutt a tranvestite you say..
I once chased the young[b] turkish[/b] kid that repeatedly shoves the pizza/kebab/chicken/curry leaflets down the street, through a churchyard and into a frozen canal
Right that's it I'm issuing a [i][b]Fatwah[/b][/i].
does that count?
No, 'fraid not. You clearly have never been a pedestrian. Pedestrians walk to and from places (other than cars).
Chasing, pursuing and waltzing don't count :-0
so what does his nationality have to do with him being trapped under the ice? nothing! and no it was a kaftan I was sporting not a bloody sari!
Pedestrians walk to and from places
bloody lazy good for nothing calories into fat pavement clutterers!
It doesn't matter if you're walking, driving, cycling, travelling by train/bus/tube, flying, swimming or parachuting to work...essentially everyone's a bastard, including me.
I thought we'd already established this, now we're just covering old ground.
Clue: So my morning drive to work,
You are familiar with the concept of past and present, aren't you?
As in, just because he drove today doesn't mean he's never walked anywhere in an urban environment.
It is my hypothesis that MrNutt is on a wind-up and, if he isn't, well done on the "Turkish kid" thing, old boy.