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I'm selling something and as usual she is very happy with the item and price and want to pay with PayPal. Unfortunately she is house bound recovering from heart surgery and deaf bless her 🙂
So what's my reply gonna be
[i]she is house bound recovering from heart surgery and deaf
So what's my reply gonna be
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ask her why she's buying a Downhill Bike with a built in stereo?
Speak very loudly and slowly like you were trying to buy something abroad.
Type in capital letters, problem solved.
Doesn't Matter what you reply - she won't hear you
say that you have had friends who have been the victim of fraudulent eBay purchases and an an act of good faith can she post a picture of herself in bed with a loaf of bread?
Googles just to check
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So what's my reply gonna be
Your PayPal address. Sorry I don't understand what the issue is?
Get her to pay via PP Gift and then don't send the item!! Sucker!!
Whats she gonna do.......
She's offered to PayPal the 1700 pounds but not gift and arrange a courier to collect but unfortunately she is travelling to Nairobi despite being house bound which is a shame as I offered to drop it off
Maybe she lives in a caravan. Did you think about that? DID YOU? EH?
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Ah yes perhaps I shall arrange a sale
Shirley the answer is a big massive heavy box is what you want to send the courier away with?
In fact, so heavy it's held while she pays the courier more money to ship it once they've taken delivery.
Good way of getting rid of any builders rubble lying around. Costs a fortune at my local tip.
😆 ^ this if you can be arsed 😆