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Overheard yesterday on the Southbank, a robust retort by a mother to her early teens son:
'For the last time Joshua, we are not going to a strip club'
'We', I'm sure Joshua didn't want his mother coming along.
Very funny.
It was actually a whole family, mum, dad and his sister. I don't think Josh had really thought through the ramifications or practicalities of going with his whole family.
They need to be careful not to make strippers more desirable by denying stripper action.
It's like wine.
They should just give him one or two Hookers with Sunday Lunch to demystify them so he grows up with a responsible attitude to hooker use.
brilliant!
We play guess the posh kids name when having coffee in a nice cafe, somewhere like marble hill park in twickenham is prime hunting ground. Last years winner was, i assume the nanny not the mother, shouting....Zebedee, time to go now.
Is Josh a posh name?
We play guess the posh kids name when having coffee in a nice cafe, somewhere like marble hill park in twickenham is prime hunting ground. Last years winner was, i assume the nanny not the mother, shouting....Zebedee, time to go now.
Was this bedtimeish?
Very good ^^^ 😆
How about this. Overheard in a Cardiff pub a few years ago "Can you make sure that the chicken's well done because I'm vegetarian". Said in all seriousness and without any hint of irony. Cue a mass "Wtf" expression on every eavesdropper's face within earshot.