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Went out riding today with my little boy and I had to stop........had a pube right down my japs eye.....ooooooooh I'm so embarrassed !!.....ha ha ha!!
What's made you stop??
POIDH
Eeer, no pics, ta.
What's made you stop??
Getting caught. What was the question?
A puncture
On a slow descent and a gigantic turd from Dogzilla was lurking in long wet grass and had flicked up from the back wheel wedging itself betwixt my lycra'd crev and the saddle. Wasn't immediately aware until my thighs felt kind of 'fudgey', then the stank hit me.
I stopped, tried handfuls of grass to remove it but it just spread. Was on lunch-break and still had to go to the cash-point lobby in town. So I did. Was horrified to find pretty girl I recognised from work enter the lobby behind me as I waited at the machine. I mumbled a hello and legged it. Had to go to brother's and borrow clothes so could return to work. Saw a female colleague who knew the girl I'd seen at the cashpoint. I asked her if so-and-so had mentioned if I smelled of shit? 'she didn't say'. Then colleague promptly disappeared and obviously went and asked asked the girl - with no explanations as I hadn't given any as yet. She returned and said, 'no - she didn't know that you smelled of shit.' Gah. Gah. Argh!
Malvern Rider, brilliant made me laugh out loud!
Unfortunate thing to happen though
An uphill.
cramp in me bollocks (felt like my prostate was in a vice 😯
You don't ride a Liteville do you?
A distinct lack of skill brought me to a rather sudden stop on a descent Thursday night.
Hammer time
sandwicheater - Member
A distinct lack of skill brought me to a rather sudden stop on a descent Thursday night.
+ 1 plus lack of bottle on most rides!
you must have a very small penis or very long pubic hair 🙂
you must have a very small penis or very long pubic hair
or it was someone else's 🙂
Did have to stop last night for an emergency pit stop a bit on a bike path......no fields to use..:-(
But no girl guides on a torch walk this time so all good.
my rear brake or sometimes my front or sometimes a combination of the both.
What's made you stop??
I pulled over the other day to watch this guy who seemed to be pulling a pube out his cock...
Hammer time
Genius.
I got a wasp in my jersey the other week. Cue me Hulking out and ripping my jersey off then whipping it on the ground to kill the little bugger. All in the view of my next door neighbour who was out walking the dog.
Thankyou Smudger, nice to know there is someone else of a certain age/humour on the thread 😀
....both!!....sometimes I don't which is which....ha ha hayou must have a very small penis or very long pubic hair
....ahh you was the "kind " stranger who wanted to help.....lolI pulled over the other day to watch this guy who seemed to be pulling a pube out his cock...