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Surely 'our' and 'are' are simply pronounced the same in parts of the North?

And before anyone gets on their high horse about accents making different sounds the same, ask an American to say 'caught' and 'court' then do the same yourself.


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 10:08 am
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Saying something's "threaded" when the thread has stripped.

+1


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 10:10 am
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cold bludded murdah ov da english toung i say!


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 10:18 am
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How about the Borders/Scottish tendancy to cut out whole words?

eg. 'My hair needs cut' etc instead of 'My hair needs to be cut' or 'My hair needs cutting' ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 10:53 am
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'the slurrs and the errrs and the half done gramm'


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 10:56 am
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This thread is a bit of a damp squid really.


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 11:03 am
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It's all down to the fact people do not listen to BBC Radio 4. Period.


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 11:04 am
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It's had it's pigs in troughs Jamie...


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 11:04 am
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How about the Borders/Scottish tendancy to cut out whole words?

I'm not sure as you can directly compare written and spoken. As a northerner, my speech is "economical" with words. If I'm committing something to text / written though, I try not to sound like a retard. (Whether I'm successful or not is left as an exercise for the reader.)


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 11:06 am
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@Cougar, it's [b]Northerner[/b], not

northerner
. See?


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 11:08 am
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I don't see the problem, it's the same difference!


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 11:12 am
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Hairychested..

It's retard, not..

Northerner

See? ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 11:15 am
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One day I [i]will[/i] kill someone for muddling up there, their and they're - THEY'RE THREE DIFFERENT WORDS!

PEOPLE WHO USE THEM INTERCHANGABLY NEED THEIR BRAINS WASHED OUT!

There, it isn't that difficult.


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 11:25 am
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@Cougar, it's Northerner

Compass points aren't capitalised unless they're part of a place name or specific area. So you'd have North America but north London.

Even if that were wrong though, I did say I [i]try [/i]to get it right, I'm not always successful.


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 11:27 am
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aks

Gaaaaah!


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 11:44 am
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The phrase that winds me up the most (and it can be heard everywhere) is: "those ones" or "these ones"

As in: "What about those ones there?" or "Do you want these ones?"

GAH! WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

I get really shouty-at-the-telly when I hear newsreaders and presenters saying it ๐Ÿ‘ฟ


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 11:52 am
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Wow. You guys sound like such fun...


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 12:00 pm
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Do you know I was in a coffee shop the other day and I saw a sign which read "Try the green tea, its good for you".

I punched the lady behind the till after buying my mochafrappacrappachino.


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 12:03 pm
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Play the game Rich...

It's so fun!


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 12:07 pm
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Too to true


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 12:17 pm
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Try to be pacifically specific though guys


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 12:18 pm
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Wow. You guys sound like such [b]fun[/b]...

It's pronounced foooon you nincompoop.


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 12:19 pm
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Are there any Maffews in the house? Preferably in a fredbare garment?


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 12:45 pm
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Ooh, can we add double negatives to the mix?

"I dont no nuffink"

Ah, so you do know something?

"Wot?"


 
Posted : 28/02/2011 2:39 pm
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