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and no, I'm not looking at your teeny weeny pecker
You were thinking about me when you wrote that, weren't you...
If it's a problem to you and you are rich go to a fancy gym that has cubicles. And if you are poor don't look at the old chap's old chap if they speak to you. Easy
When you're an old bloke reaching down to put your pants on takes a bit of effort, you need a bit of a relax before you attempt it.
teasel - Member
and no, I'm not looking at your teeny weeny pecker
You were thinking about me when you wrote that, weren't you...
😆 No but that's the crux of what the thread's about, all those young mamby pamby mummies boys used only to onaning into the mirror, suddenly confronted with proper size willies and big billie old balls...
They hurriedly don their calvins and scurry off..
So to summarise, the guys who hang around changing rooms in the nude for no reason are old school, uber manly, old school, team sport mens manly men who are hung like horses and don't give a f*** what anyone thinks of their giant dick. They're still in great shape, that's what a man looks like. Yeah.
Conversely the people who take issue with this are ageist, insecure, closet homosexuals who confuse nudity and sexuality, are sexually repressed introverts who are hung like chipmunks and who can't help gawking at some old guys junk. They're probably uncultured and so poor that they didn't travel extensively as a child.
The irony here of course is that the former are so brazen and proud, that the later are painfully aware they are endowed with something resembling a primordial dwarf's wee finger clutching a pair of eggs in a freezer bag.
Blimey.
Some of you think way too hard (pun maybe? You decide...) about this sh1t.
Get out on your bikes more!
I'm with Suggsy's theory. Back in the 70s it was perfectly acceptable to undress and shower after sports. Didn't bother me then, doesn't bother me now. I coach an u17s rugby team, have done since they were U11. Even now there's only one or two who take their boxers off to shower post match, most of them shower in compression shorts and then do the towel of shame thing. Make oi larrrfff.
Just to put another angle on it....
Working away, I sometimes share a room with another bloke to save costs.
It's never an issue getting changed and briefly being in the buff - however, if we both stood there chatting with a leg raised on a chair, airing our meat and veg, or spent a period of time sat on opposite beds, legs apart and the old John Thomas's privvy to the after work banter, then it would be bloody weird - and don't tell me it wouldn't!
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, most of them shower in compression shorts and then do the towel of shame thing.
I worked it out - we're actually having another 1950s - ie Massive nationwide across the board obsessions with celebrity, electric gadget worship, technology will make the future awesome, keeping up with the jones's, fake eyelashes and tan, tightly-wound über-confined norms, rampant stereotyping/suspicion of everyone outside the 'norm', sickly superficiality, prissy and prim as **** and hung up about anything 'perverted' such as the naked human body unless it's porn/fashion or advertising. Just thank our lucky stars we aren't routinely sending homosexuals, lefties, or 'her indoors' for ECT/discreet lobotomies.
See, that's what's wrong with British society. Conflating nudity with sexuality. The Swedes and Finns have it sorted!!
Kids grow up seeing other peoples bodies with all their incumbent normalities as just that. Normal.
[ukip] Normal?????? You mean FOREIGN ie perverted, wrong and most probably suspicious. I bet their old men get naked too. Must be some kind of tribal thing. They want to look at each other nude. Weird. The Islamics will sort them out. [/ukip]
jimjam - MemberConversely the people who take issue with this are ageist, insecure, closet homosexuals who confuse nudity and sexuality, are sexually repressed introverts who are hung like chipmunks and who can't help gawking at some old guys junk. They're probably uncultured and so poor that they didn't travel extensively as a child.
The irony here of course is that the former are so brazen and proud, that the later are painfully aware they are endowed with something resembling a primordial dwarf's wee finger clutching a pair of eggs in a freezer bag.
That's pretty much it, then again it's also disturbing to read that under 17's rugby kids have to shower in their boxers, no wonder they have a problem later on.
So, no group naked bathing and singing bawdy rugby songs then these days I bet.
Sad old world it's becoming, is there cotton wool to wrap em up with after their shower?