Just had an email round saying the toilets have been put out of action for the second time this month by someone putting a whole orange down the pan.
WTAF? Why would anyone think that was a thing to do? Twice?
Peeling one off?
It must be driving U round the bend
shatsuma ?
Getting past the circumference must have made their eyes water.
Shatsuma
Winner. 😆
A whole orange, or is it someone just taking the pith?
As I've said on here before, toilet terrorism is a thing. I've encountered it in a couple of workplaces, either in the form of pissing all over the place or deliberately blocking the toilets (on one occasion, using about a hundred ballpoint pens). In my experience, it tends to happen when people are feeling disenfranchised.
Very tame considering the thread title, thought I'd be pipped to that one
Edit
there is a fine line between disenfranchised and just being a knobIn my experience, it tends to happen when people are feeling disenfranchised.
That'll have taken some squeezing out.
Maybe they ate it whole?
I would never put the toilets out of action. Where I used to work, life was so tedious, going to the loo was the highlight of the day.
(We are talking fruit, not bike brand I assume?)
Bored worker, probably lost their zest for life.
What was it, Orange 5, Alpine, Segment?
Strange what appeals to some folk.
It's just a pithy when people resort to such pettiness.
Has anyone asked Terry about it?
It's not Terry's, it's mine
😳
Somebody is taking the pith.
Maybe you should employ toilet security, or at least someone to mandari(n)m!!
IGMC........
Maybe someone with a lisp told him he was taking the piss.
Maybe they got angry after they couldn't get a date.
Harry the Spider perhaps.
shatsuma ?
APPLAUDS
Well, I hope the search for the culprit proves fruitful.
That would certainly widen your circle.
You should be grapeful to get hold of a plummer on a bank holiday weekend. Maybe you should have a lime up of potential cul-pips, see if anyone looks susp-citrus.
The man from Delmonte, he says piss..
(Ok, needs work...) 🙂
Pipsqueak
We tend to get angry/desperates at around 10am... door rattlers... multiple cubicle door handle tryers... its quite unnerving when you're trying to relax!
Someone got confused with a chocolate log
they had a bad case of kumsquits
shatsuma
Oh well done. Really well done.
it tends to happen when people are feeling disenfranchised.
possible suffragette movement?
Tell them to switch to veg, you'll never have that problem if you just have a pea
A blood orange I would imagine
That reminds me my test kit just arrived (only available to persons of a certain vintage).
far too much navel gazing
Meanwhile, in NY (probably fake but it's been suggested on here more than once)...
https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/04/25/woman-arrested-for-defecating-on-boss-desk-after-winning-the-lottery/
Mud monkey 😆
The other reports on that website JD are all about Women's misdemeanours ..what's going on there?
EDIT - sorry I take it back
https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/04/20/man-gives-up-sex-for-life-to-vape-in-a-fedora/
The other reports on that website JD are all about Women's misdemeanours ..what's going on there?
Are they not just suggesting similar articles?
That must have been a proper knot-splitter - there's a bog bandit in almost every workplace, we have a mysterious individual who leaves (always the middle, weirdo...) trap looking like a set from trainspotting & doesn't wash his hands 😐 The Profanisaurus is great for descriptions of toilet terrorism using wonderfully dense prose, perhaps you could print out a note using some choice terminology to warn against this type of behaviour? +5 points if you include the phrase "u-bend straightener"
They won't get a criminal record for this, it's a Seville offence.
It must be Terry's!
there's a bog bandit in almost every workplace, we have a mysterious individual who leaves (always the middle, weirdo...) trap looking like a set from trainspotting & doesn't wash his hands
we have one here too...i'm sure its one of my colleagues but as i work in a university it could possibly be a dirty student
i walked into a cubicle after this mystery person had been...shit splattered all over the toilet and seat...no sign of any toilet paper being used either...the dirty scrote!!
