Did you time at the coffee machine not provide an excellent opportunity to observe the sheepish air of someone departing the local area, whilst providing a cast iron alibi for loitering?
Bike shop traps.
The shop I worked in had rat crap in the cludgy.
Don't shake hands with any men in the office this afternoon
It wasn't the state of the gents at the last place I worked at that resulted in a sternly worded email being sent around the whole company...
I'm crying here! 😆 Cant beat a good poo related post!!
Brilliant, reminds me of my risk assessment and method statement for doing a poo in company toilets.
After a long spell of endlessly churning out RAMS, I did one for bowel movements, it included risks like finger poke, splash back, lack of paper and so on,
The Ms required one to assess consistency of stools prior to ejection, assess paper quantity and quality as well as tensile strength.
Oh how I laughed as I inserted it into the suite of RAMS that were distributed for the next few years until I left.
It was discovered some years later by the bloke who took my job on, who apparently left it in for a bit longer before sadly removing it.
Nobody read crap like that in those days but I saw it as a genuine risk.
the traps are like Bobby Sands potting shed
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