Chavvy looking Vauxhall Corsa with the "Fake Taxi" logo across the rear window (ask a teenage lad or Tory MP if you don't know it)....
....and L plates.
So many questions....
Helpful declaration that the driver is a w*****.
A man has appeared in the village pushing a water butt around in a pram.
Seems happy enough.
The numbers 1, 3, 5, 7...
Helpful declaration that the driver is a w*****.
After googling discover this isn't as judgemental as it sounds LOL.
A crow flew into the garden carrying a large naan bread.
Proceeded to drop it in the birdbath to soften it up, ate half of it then buggered off.
Checking TripAdvisor as we speak......
We have a crow that does that. We find slices of bread left in there quite often. Once we found 2 mackerel in the bird path (upturned frisbee) but no idea how it opened the tin to get them.
Looks like he's open for business for up and coming 'content creators'? 😀
Have you tried calling the number? 😀
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After googling discover this isn’t as judgemental as it sounds
Are you a Tory MP in need of a defence to an allegation of misconduct?
A BMW driver using their indicators on my morning commute
A BMW driver using their indicators on my morning commute
Stop making shit up!
A crow flew into the garden carrying a large naan bread.
Proceeded to drop it in the birdbath to soften it up, ate half of it then buggered off.
Possibly Deliveroo attempting to adapt their business model.
Possibly Deliveroo attempting to adapt their business model.
No, they use doves for that.
Or am I thinking of Delivercoo
Did somebody say Just Tweet?
I went to put some rubbish in my wheelie bin and noticed that someone has dumped a load of watermelons in there.
Mildly odd.
not seen as such but was head butted in the shin by a lamb, out on a shortish loop ride try to release the lamb from under a gate it got free and full head down straight into the shin bloody hurt too, ungrateful Bovine!
into the shin bloody hurt too, ungrateful Bovine!
You mean ovine, unless it was your calf 😀
ungrateful Bovine!
Sheep with multiple personality disorder, delusions of being a cow? No wonder it hurt.
Driving to the tip and sticking religiously to the 30mph limit being overtaken by an electric scooter.
Did somebody say Just Tweet?
👏
Someone who had seemingly fully crossed the white stop line at some traffic lights to turn right onto the main road who then for some reason stopped in the middle of the junction and reversed diagonally back into the side road they'd come from (badly) so as to block both lanes until the lights went green again.
Hard to describe quite how odd it looked in a forum post.
Walking down a country lane today, passed by a bloke in Kilt, red tunic, wide brimmed hat with pheasant feathers and a small lute.
We exchanged pleasantries. Very surreal.
Walking down a country lane today, passed by a bloke in Kilt, red tunic, wide brimmed hat with pheasant feathers and a small lute.
We exchanged pleasantries. Very surreal.
That's impressive. The middle aged bloke i saw today wearing a Dennis the Menace striped t-shirt with a Gnasher backpack suddenly seems perfectly normal.
I saw a starling imitating a blackbird's song so well that it had a blackbird following it around trying to screw it
A man staring at a tree.
Pretty sure someone had tried to squash their own (presumably) poo down the drain in the showers at work. They weren't entirely successful.
I am grateful there's two showers.
A tree staring at a man.
This was yesterday, but counts because it was in today when the question was asked.
Two blackbirds chasing a cat down the street. Even the dog realised that was arse about face and watched in wonder.
A crow washing wool in a drinking trough, shaking it dry before flying of to its nest.
