nob-splat!
CHUNT!
-H
dweeb
+1 for chunt 😀
"I'm building an idiot. Can I borrow your brain?"
"I cant believe the sperm that created you beat 100000 others"
Not my insult BTW, but its a cracker 🙂
Gland!
Blouse
thick as a whale omlette
Moron
whopper
I could see "woppit" being adopted by some on here as the ultimate insult. 🙂
And forgive me if I'm wrong Mr W but I think he'd be dead proud.
Twannock
You inbred
Buffon or baboon
avdave2 - MemberI could see "woppit" being adopted by some on here as the ultimate insult.
And forgive me if I'm wrong Mr W but I think he'd be dead proud.
Fame at last.
At least the receiver of the "insult" would know that the user is a complete dangleberry...
... "whinnet" or "tagnut"...
DogSnot.
I don't know why but I find 'muppet' far more insulting than full on swearing.
Someone can call me a f***ing **** and I'll shrug and probably even agree! But call me a muppet and I'm incandescent with rage!?
Damn just exposed a week spot!*awaits a barrage of MUPPET being thrown this way!* 😉
A bradawl is a tool that bores holes..
You Bradawl = you boring tool! 😆
"You still-born son of a thrice-poxed whore" is another personal favourite of mine 🙂
Knob jockey
retard
mong
spaz
are my personal faves
"hope yer next craps a pineapple"
bawbagian
mazda! because of the w@nker (****el) engine
You are the barsteward child of Fred and TandemJeremy.
Ok, I'm really sorry for that. That was too far. I shall commit Seppuku.
Classy insults:
I wave my private parts at-a your aunties, you cheesy lot of-a second hand dwarven donkey-bottom biters.
and
No chance, you pervy hobbit fancying bed-wetting poofters-a! I burst-a my pimples at you and-a call your door-opening request a silly thing, you limp-wristed son of a foetid donkey's bottom!
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hatstand
tugger (Aus)
dag (Aus, NZ)
full of hidden shallows
blowhard
player of the pink oboe
worm
clingon
Shoe gazer
you will be blind when your balls drop..
Schmuck
schmoo
putz
How can a mammal be so slow and still have respiratory functions
(my favourite)
+1 for nincompoop (though I have no idea how to spell it - does that make me one?)
Also a fan of dunderhead.
Can never go wrong with numpty.
So many to choose, so little time...
bearded clam
cheeseboy
gimp
plonker
plus many of those above.
Another vote here for Gimlet (a small boring tool) and my favourite with intimidating glare 'Little boy'!
Chopper.
bungalow (not a lot upstairs)
mr/mrs chattaway
gonad
braintree
obeast
big 5
village idiot
arrogant limpbiscuit.
Whalloper.
Pot licker: a dog that's so useless you don't even feed it.
Turd
Dinlo
nug/nugget
peanut
chicken-worrier
