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Come on folks it's been on for 15 mins now what's up with you people.?
Always like them testing old bangers. Second hand nails rock.
Come on folks it's been on for 15 mins now what's up with you people.?
I know. They are all as lazy as Mexi........
No they'll watch all the way through before they start about how they hate it, me I'm on here as Mrs is watching stricly come dancing xfactor idol on ice.
That zonda looks like a hoot...! 😯
not bothered. It has got boring, contrived, predictable and old now. I'm sure the presenters are bored and rich. stupid blokey crap for 16 yr olds.
that ok? 😉
I want to see the Charlie Brooker version.
that zonda feature was quite nice.
New Stig; Sabine Schmidt? The Stig poster in the studio has a very feminine stance.
I'm still enduring dancing on ice factor but the 8th wonder that is sky+ will give me top gear later.
SSSShuuush....
got it recording and dont want to know... 😉
I can't be slagging off puerile vacuous shit if I don't watch it. Sorry I can't help.
I'm guessing it's largely the same as last weeks, and the week before, etc etc etc
That Zonda was awesome, the noise, oh the noise!
Ok I'll bite.
"Top gear" is Cr@p and Clarkson is a "Merchant Banker".
Happy now 😉
It's a show about cars presented by motoring journalists, and because of this all their opinions, whether a newspaper is buying an opinion from one of them to fill column inches, will be shallow and meaningless.
Once you get over that it's an alright show.
IT had faeces in it, what's not to like?
Worth watching the lot just for the Zonda.
Top Gear's great - just watched last weeks and now going to watch tonights.
I like the fact that it p***es people on here off.
rOcKeTdOg - MemberIT had faeces in it, what's not to like?
At least it was in the carpet, not behind the wheel as normal. 😆
Oh and these threads are entertaining, its like reading about people who poke forks in their eyes on a weekly basis.
If it annoys that much, STOP WATCHING IT! Idiots.
Love Stewart Lee's quote: "...they love it (these middle-aged men)... they love to see Jeremy Clarkson sneer at a Sikh on their behalf"
Also, this : [url= http://daveschneider.co.uk/2011/02/top-gear-racism-test/ ]TopGear Racism Test[/url]
I reckon a 325i convertible in the perfect showroom nick for under £10k is a good deal.
Who's Stewart Lee out of interest?
that is not the point bigyinn. it is the dumbing down of popular culture. and things. or something. etc. why do obviously intelligent, literate journalists pretend to be 16 yr old dickheads? cos it is a moneymaker. why is it a money maker? cos dickheads think it is good telly. go figure! It is very well constructed tho.
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Hee! Loving that sketch.
"his outrageously incorrect political opinions (that he has for money/that he has to a deadline every week)..."
Excellent.
Well, that Stewart Lee sketch was 5 minutes 39 seconds of my life I'm never getting back 😐
so?
So what?
It was about as funny as nailing my cock to a plank of wood.
no one with critical faculties watches it.
so? why did you think it was rubbish str?
It was about as funny as nailing my cock to a plank of wood
That is such perfect Top Gear writing, you should send it in to them.
James May: "Cock"
Audience: "Hur hur hur"
Repeat to fade.
Kevevs - Member
that is not the point bigyinn. it is the dumbing down of popular culture. and things. or something. etc. why do obviously intelligent, literate journalists pretend to be 16 yr old dickheads? cos it is a moneymaker. why is it a money maker? cos dickheads think it is good telly. go figure! It is very well constructed tho.
Kevevs - Member
so?
So, I think I'll take my chances watching some light hearted psuedo bigoted Sunday evening entertainment thanks, safe in the knowledge that even though Kev thinks I'm a dickhead, at least I am actually reasonably literate.
fair enough 🙂 love ya. hey wtf do I know know. haha
Kevevs - Member
so? why did you think it was rubbish str?
Erm, because it wasn't funny?
are we supposed to argue about the relative merits of top gear now? relax. dya want a leffe?
I am quite miffed you are not replying STR, give it a go dude. got some sexy pants?
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look at the teeeeeth.
and the point is..........?
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I can arrange a nice cup of tea?
Too late for caffeine.
Cocoa?
Well, that Stewart Lee sketch was 5 minutes 39 seconds of my life I'm never getting back
ditto - Stewart Lee is about as funny as genital warts, tried to watch his critically acclaimed show on BBC2 and it just bored the bejesus out of me, but it suits Guardian readers who joined the student union when they were at University in the 80's and still think they're a bit "Right On" even though they're in middle management and drive a BMW X3
Always amazes me that people hate Top Gear so much but can tell you everything that was wrong with the latest episode - probably the same people who complained about Russell Brand and Jonathon Ross but never actually heard what they said.
Here's what you need:
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dogbert did you think of using your off button whilst watching a show you were not enjoying rather than slagging it off on a forum...is this not what you are moaning at others for doing ?
EPIC FAIL
DOH!!!
Well I quite liked it. 😀
Personally I'm disappointed they didn't turn up any cocaine/spunk etc on the forensics.
Well, I like Stewart Lee, [url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/read-any-good-books-lately/page/2#post-2276656 ]even read his books dontchaknow[/url], and I like flicking through Top Gear to look at the nice brum brums as well.
Who would have thought it.
A middle ground.
STR - what's not funny about you nailing your cock to a plank? It would certainly get big laughs on here.
was quite a lame episode compared to the last two which were the best they have done, they semeto be hittingt he self desctruct button though, this may be the last series.
i agree i str nail you cock to a plank and stick it on youtube, probably get more viewers than top gear!
"I can't be slagging off puerile vacuous shit if.."[i]
...ure a stw poster?? 😆
this may be the last series
again? Someone trots out this line every time a new series of Top Gear comes on, along with it's companion piece [i]it's a waste of licence payers' money[/i], despite it making a shedload of cash for the beeb and thus justifying it's continued existence as a shameless cash cow for all concerned.
Stewart Lee - I'm guessing he's being peddled as a comedian?
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See, I love watching the brum brums too. That's why I watch the programme. It's just that every time those three appear and have a hilariously spontaneous chat in the studio, I die inside.
They are beyond tedious.
My problem is that it is another example of dumbed down tv - it is no better than the X-factor or BGT.
Those shows are also tremendously popular, does it make them "brilliant" too?
Richard Hammond could quite possibly be the worst dressed man on television.
I like magpies. the chunts.
What, Magpie's are chunts? I'll agree with you there. Bit like footy hooligans, generally well dressed but noisy, violent, and not happy unless they're killing something smaller than they are.
trust you to take the chunty top gear line on this, magpies are NOT chunts.
Richard Hammond could quite possibly be the worst dressed man on television.
Whats not to like about boot-cut jeans, cuban heels and 3/4 length leather jackets?
Oh, I see... 😆
as you noticed you ar gok whan [spell] and i claim my £5
I can vaguely remember E30 Beemers but nothing else. What was the show about last night?
nailing my cock to a plank of wood
oi! won me a saddle at ssec did that. not actually nailing my cock to a plank, you understand....
oh never mind.
it's white and red, with Ti rails. the saddle that is.
derp. like yer style 😉
Anyone else think TG is about 30mins too long?
What was the show about last night?
You missed the Zonda bit? That was the only 5mins worth watching!
Its just too much of a vehicle (pun) for ego's. Reminds me when car programmes used to have a really nice car then cut over the top some lame loud music hiding the exhaust note.
Now its three men who would embarris anyone at a wedding droning and coo'ing to hear their own voices.
Sick of it.
<Walks away from the top gear thread as Groundhog day starts again 🙁 >
I don't like watching Jeremy Kyle. Surprisingly on that basis I don't watch it.