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A few things to note,

... many posts in the Chat forum aren't to be taken particularly seriously.

I'm a sarcastic shithouse who assumes that everyone knows I'm trying to be funny most of the time.  It backfires spectacularly from time to time.

Is that what happened to my other thread?

I removed it.  TBH I didn't see a reason why you couldn't have just carried on replying here.

https://singletrackworld.com/terms-and-conditions/

  • No ‘Paging…’ threads. They only gum up the forum. If a user wants to be contacted their email address will be on their profile page.

 
Posted : 30/03/2018 10:25 pm
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Is that because it referenced this thread?


 
Posted : 30/03/2018 10:26 pm
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… aren’t marked any more

What's the story there then?

Things keep randomly changing on the forum. Someone should start a thread about it. ....

I’m a sarcastic shithouse who assumes that everyone knows I’m trying to be funny most of the time. It backfires spectacularly from time to time.

Are you me?

I'm having that sentence for my headstone after an amusing prank goes horribly wrong


 
Posted : 30/03/2018 10:26 pm
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Sorry to have missed it ..and I thought that I had offended you 😁


 
Posted : 30/03/2018 10:31 pm
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...paging posts.....

That makes sense now I now what they are.


 
Posted : 30/03/2018 10:32 pm
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Sorry to have missed it ..and I thought that I had offended you

No, I just noticed I missed you out in my batch of replies, sorry!. I'm sure I will offend someone at some point - I thought I had by joining, but I will leave that there now. Thanks for your welcome.


 
Posted : 30/03/2018 10:46 pm
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No problem ..cheers


 
Posted : 30/03/2018 10:56 pm
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It's also useful to comment authorititatively on subjects about which you know absolutely nothing.

Do it often enough 📣 and you might, just might, be regarded as a 'big hitter' 💪


 
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Ah so Drac and Cougar are in charge of my Thought Police..........

and to me it’s still a “Big Hitler”


 
Posted : 30/03/2018 11:44 pm
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It’s also useful to comment authorititatively on subjects about which you know absolutely nothing.

So you can tell people about how successful you are at life?


 
Posted : 30/03/2018 11:48 pm
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Not necessarily; see threads on donald trump, EU referendum and Corbyn.

If you can find the Ling's Cars thread - read and enjoy; it's a hoot. Maybe Drac or Cougar could direct you to it; it was either one of them or Mark who closed it as it was getting a bit out of hand and had become very personalised between a few people. That one could have run and run.


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 12:15 am
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That is clearly a casserole with a pastry lid!

He or she is definitely a keeper.


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 4:35 am
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You can work the quote function?


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 6:50 am
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That is clearly a casserole with a pastry lid!

He or she is definitely a keeper.

Thank you. Also if it has gravy in its not a pasty...

and if you have to specify what type of pasty it's not actually a pasty.


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 7:00 am
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You can work the quote function?

i'm working on it


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 7:02 am
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WTF? I can’t work it since the great forum update. I now feel very special and not in a birthday way.


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 7:09 am
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WTF? I can’t work it since the great forum update. I now feel very special and not in a birthday way.

Copy the post you want to quote then  press the “ button, paste the text and then press enter twice.

Job jobbed.


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 7:15 am
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Sorry funkmasterp, i thought you were joking! i would have posted something more helpful.


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 7:19 am
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Make sure you're aware of proper use of quote marks and check your sppeling.

Do you gave any "special" cables in your lounge?

Is there a god?

Do you understand the essential relationship between shoes and wee?

Welcome.


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 8:19 am
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Make sure you’re aware of proper use of quote marks and check your sppeling

My smelling`grammer an typo (mistakes) are top drawer

Do you gave any “special” cables in your lounge?

The boss said everything has to be in one corner

Is there a god?

Not sure i should open this can but a cleaver man once said " if god did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him"  So its a bit of a 'catch 22'

do you understand the essential relationship between shoes and wee?

Drinking shoes should alsways have a few drips on, right?

Welcome.

thanks


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 8:33 am
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Do you gave any “special” cables in your lounge?

Someone's going to have to explain that one to me.


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 9:02 am
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Do you gave any “special” cables in your lounge?

Someone’s going to have to explain that one to me.

I was assuming stereo/ surround sound etc


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 9:10 am
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Copy the post you want to quote then press the “ button, paste the text and then press enter twice.

Job jobbed.

please, please, please

edit: Nooooooooooooooooooooo


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 10:32 am
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Nooooooooooooooooooooo

Its the “ button at the top of the reply box.

it goes B for bold I for italics U for underline then “ for quote.

hit the “ before typing anything then paste the copied text and press enter twice.

you can do this, I believe in you.


 
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you can do this, I believe in you.

did it work?

edit - holy shitsocks! It worked


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 12:02 pm
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I want to welcome bsims, and congratulate him(?) for the longest introductory thread ever.


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 12:08 pm
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Thanks Saxonrider

Colournoise - Are you shushing at me?!


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 12:48 pm
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Naah ..the way I read that is that he was telling everyone to be quiet so that Funkmaster could concentrate ..😁.

I've still to master that myself ..but will have a go when no one is looking ..


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 1:18 pm
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Naah ..the way I read that is that he was telling everyone to be quiet so that Funkmaster could concentrate

This internet thing is too subtle for me!

I should have done it with a Robert de Niro taxi driver type picture/ youtube. If i stop posting bollox for long enough i might work out how to do things like that.


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 1:33 pm
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Clearly too subtle (or just too geeky).

It's just a picture of a Cable...


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 1:56 pm
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Flew way over my head too then 😁

I had to look that up ..out of Deadpool ..


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 2:06 pm
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Clearly too subtle (or just too geeky).

It’s just a picture of a Cable…

For those not into their comics...google is a friend

Very artful for those in the know!


 
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edit – holy shitsocks! It worked

hallebloodyjujah 🍾🥂


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 2:36 pm
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Welcome bsims.

I give out advice for free to all forum users.

Now look into my eyes, look into my eyes ...

🙂


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 5:13 pm
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Now look into my eyes, look into my eyes …

your hands are so soft chewkw!


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 6:22 pm
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I’m a sarcastic shithouse

Your'e getting mixed up Cougar, that's a different moderator.


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 7:13 pm
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Emergency over!

I had zoned out on chewkw's cosmic flashing frog , the hands were my wife checking I was ok!


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 9:54 pm
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This one is dead. Mods kill it with fire!


 
Posted : 31/03/2018 9:54 pm
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some worrying news in this thread

seems chewy's back.


 
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