Lovely stuff
Same paper, consecutive weeks, same photo. It’s the circle of life.
— Angry People in Local Newspapers (@apiln.bsky.social) 2025-04-10T21:06:13.060Z
I missed this thread til now
it’s going to take me a while to get over “Foot heads arms body”
actual genius
Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon
I saw this on bsky earlier.
Hm, does the forum embed bsky links I wonder?
Pete Hegseth installed a make-up station at the Pentagon.JD Vance loves a smoky dark eyeliner.Trump cakes on orange base till he resembles an Oompa Loompa.And these guys say LGBTQs are threatening gender norms?
— George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) 2025-04-24T09:54:06.308Z
Ooh, it does!
But if I were writing the headline, I'd go for something like:
Lazio's fascist eagle handler fired over pecker pics
Nah this:
Nazi Lazio eagle handler turned penis handler sacked over dick pics.
An oldie, but a Goldie.
Some great ones here but nothing comes close to
Good effort from The Sun this week with JK Rowling and the Gobful of Ire
No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In
Indeed, among roughly two dozen workers and regulars interviewed this week at Rome’s three Waffle House locations, none said they were aware of anyone traveling to the 24-hour restaurants by paranormal means, despite their reputation as powerful magnets for the sort of idiosyncratic characters who tend to surf the psychic fringes of the American South.
The most Tunbridge Wells headline ever.
Dogging will naturally lead to more cars...how else is the 'festival' going to work?
German Tourist awarded 1000 Euro's after losing out on sunloungers at Greek hotel
It's not a headline, but it's a good story. Roads lorry sent to fix hole in road can't fix hole because it's now stuck in the hole it was sent to fix












