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They serve our rodent overlords so I think they have access to special weapons but. you'd have to squeak to them about their religion and sexuality.
Interesting thread never heard of anyone using their neighbours Porelle socks for **** socks! Still OP will find out soon enough.
Doubt it was the first time and given the time of day I'd expect he was after some milk or a slice of bread. Plod is OTT given the circumstances. Can't see it ever happening again but would be asking the guy to explain himself and offer some recompense as an apology.
Junkyard - lazarus
Bear, some great copy/paste action there!Flounces.
My work here is done.
I cant be arsed reading all the mamby pamby & frankly shite responses on here. I'd go round there & give the perp a hiding that he's not going to get over in a hurry.How many keyboards did you pound into the ground whilst making that incredibly manly statement
You sound delightful
Flippin heck, It's STW what were you expecting 😆
But then in true STW style the OP has disappeared.
The signs of the lesser spotted troll.
Someone posts without reading the whole thread?
Nice! Good 'un!
This is one of the best threads in a while.
I'd go round there & give the perp a hiding
Depending on size of perp, I'd be very tempted by this course of action.
Its a bit difficult to post or even read through 4+ pages of shite while driving a van around the Midlands.
[url= http://www.pornolize.com/translate/?lang=en&url=http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/neighbour-caught-sneaking-into-my-house-moments-after-i-set-off-for-work ]Possibly the only way to improve this thread. [/url]
Caution - Link contains many, many very rude words.
Has the OP checked his beaker yet?
Its a bit difficult to post or even read through 4+ pages of shite while driving a van around the Midlands.
What you doing? Looking for a good dumping ground for the fella wrapped in a carpet in the back of the van?
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I have been chuckling all afternoon at the horrifying thought of danger****ing aces on the loose, and "grumble" as a descriptive word for bongo films, but this -
CaptainFlashheart - Member
Possibly the only way to improve this thread.
... Has had me crying with laughter. Chapeau! 🙂
I've had junkies come into my hoose when the back door was left unlocked...very unnerving comforting one! I'd say it's a sign of a bigger issue which the grown ups next door need to be informed about
What did he say when you spoke to him? I would be going batshitmental if that happened in my house.
If it had been my house, a quiet word would have been had, backed up by my brother and a couple of his mates from his bike club*. Nothing more than their quiet presence would be required, my brother is 6'4", and around 18 stone.
I have been chortling like mad at the various off-topic posts; 'ninja clogs' 😆
*Not Angels, mostly ex or serving armed forces...
Well I'd eclair.
I was standing on a crowded train platform when I read this and literally lolled so hard that people started to move away from me.
the forum he used to post on is frequented by properly frightening Stasiesque informers.
Good point. We have obviously forgotten the lessons of history if we have forgotten what the DDR was most notorious for - repressing people that go wandering around other people's houses uninvited.
Well that little lot just kept me entertained for a good 30 mins. Good work all.
All those suggesting calling the police - what do you think they're going to do, blacklist the neighbour's cats?
This is definitely the sort of thing that the Rozztafarian fundamentalists are into..
You're the kind of person who pays with pay pal gift!
Nothing more than their quiet presence would be required, my brother is 6'4", and around 18 stone.
I'm intruiged CZ. Would a noisy dwarf perform as well as a silent giant in this scenario?
Here's a selection of simple truths about this matter. One of them will be correct.
1. You leave your weed lying round.
2. You have a better Sky package than he does.
[i]Would a noisy dwarf perform as well[/i]
Well, he wouldn't be Happy.