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Tikka Masalla. 😈
Mr Meowgi
He looks a bit like Chuck Norris. Colouring and beard shape.
Charles, or Mr Norris if you don't fancy Chuck.
Bollock
Ewanspussy
Chairman mioaw. Or Derek.
Shere Khan
Oli Murs.
Reminds me of him.
You've already established a theme so maybe Optipus prime?
Amazing! I have a pal who looks like him!!
Roy!
Gizmo.
@countzero good choice, I once had a ginger cat called Gizmo ... he was a fantastic old chap!
Reliant
As in a Reliant Kitten
Cat. There's loads of roaming neighbourhood cats round mine, and they all answer to Cat.
The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey--
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter--
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover--
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.
Catty McCatface
Simon.
Donald.
Amy Adams?
Julianne Moore?
I always want to go for Bond baddies but that gets overruled. Our new Maine Coon is Rowley Birkin QC because by the time Mrs P realised who it was it was too late.
Rees-Moggy?
Fluffy, Destroyer of Worlds
Pinochet
Thunder? Surname Cat.
Admiral Akbar
Admiral Akbar
Don’t call him this
It’s a trap
Galore
Simba with that nose
Field-Marshal Doctor Kitty Amin Dada
or Toxoplasma
He looks like ours. Ours is called Jeff.
Sudacream ?
Brompton
He looks like a Colin.
Although I think he'd suit Herod.
Mace Onion
Eamon Icon
Eco Minoan
Acenomino
Above are anagrams of his breed.
Always liked the idea of calling a cat Monty. So you can holler the Withnail and I quote down the garden when calling it in for the night.
"Brompton" the foldable feline.
On a serious note have his parents been screened for HCM? We lost one of our lovely Maine Coons, Wilf aged 5, we only found out through a routine vet appointment where they spotted his arrythmic heart beat, he didn't last long after that 🙁
Snarf
Charlie & Lola think you should call him Bob. (to be fair, charlie & lola's standard answer is to call all things Bob)
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Gripper
Chief. In one of our old places there was a local ginger tom (big and fluffy but not a Maine Coon) who was awesome and we nicknamed him Chief.
We re-homed a Ragdoll and his pedigree name is Lord Snooty, which is quite apt, although his everyday name is Chester.
MCs are brilliant. Love ours. We've just got two kittens, I wanted to call them Dave and Steve but the Mrs wasn't impressed so I obviously lost.
If you've not had them before by lots of bottles to drink out of. Our old one loved nothing more than walking around the house knocking glasses over. He also liked jumping on my chest in the middle of the night. A 9kg cat is quite a surprise at 3am.
On a serious note have his parents been screened for HCM? We lost one of our lovely Maine Coons, Wilf aged 5, we only found out through a routine vet appointment where they spotted his arrythmic heart beat, he didn’t last long after that
My wife is a bit worried about insulting the breeder... :-/
Steven...
Or brutus
Our other cat is called megatron
Optipuss
or Spindle Trion, which I got from answering this quiz imagining I was a fluffy ginger kitten:
https://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/6546
Bernard
My wife is a bit worried about insulting the breeder… :-/
Any decent breeder won't mind you asking. We asked our breeder for a bit of info on tests and they sent us the parent's genetic test results.
