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The wife has found us a new kitten that she has reserved as we lost our much loved cat a few weeks ago 🙁
It going to need a name (it's a boy) - it's a maine coon and should be large. Our other cat is called megatron, so needs to have a strong name. Extra points if it's amusing when we call it in.
Current favourites: Craig David (great name for a cat if you ask me...), Augustus, Genghis (cat).
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Biscuit (it’s ginger innit)
Eric Catona
Ewan
See Bob Mortimer's Twitter feed. He's come up with some cracking cat's names.
Dave
So much beige
Eagle AXS
Chairman Meow
Louise
Courgette
Sorry just thoughts
On the Decepticon theme:
Starscream
Ratbat
Frenzy
Scraper
Scavenger
Razorclaw
Rippersnapper
Hun-Grrr
Pounce
Fangry
or alternatively: Sudocrem
Meowrouane Felineini.
Or Simon.
Your call.
Marmite.
Some folk love Maine Coons. Others don't!!
Epic quail.
Ballcock.
Haloperidol.
Hatstand.
Batshit.
Vlad.
Something to suit everyone there, I think.
See Bob Mortimer’s Twitter feed. He’s come up with some cracking cat’s names.
Have a listen to last week's Desert Island Discs. He comes across as an absolutely sound bloke.
CatZilla
He will be massive. Our ragdoll male is Simba, previous male (got run over) was Mtoto.
We have a big tortie - Tiggy a female, a rescue ginger ninja short haired tabby - LEO, SIMBA the big White ragdoll, and Luna the purple grey ragdoll female.
Pick a male 'lion king' name.
Myface.
So you can stand on your doorstep as shout "Come on Myface!"
Ian Brown
because he’s a ...
Maine coon-ian
Pirelli
Randolph P Kitten III.
Catty McCatface
Perchy.... 🙂
Fluffy.
Having a sudden rush of Roman names - Plutarch, or maybe... scipio africanus
Dave Mustaine (of Megadeth fame) cos once kitty is grown they're gonna have similar haircuts.
Or maybe Dave Mustmaine ?
Having a sudden rush of Roman names –
Biggus Dickus
Titch.
You could just remove the Maine part of the cat variety.
See how that feels when you call it in..
Minitron?
Motomoto
Cooking fat.
Our cats are all named after inter war Prime Ministers, except the Mathematician / Philosopher..
Stanley Baldwin
Neville Chamberlin
Winston Churchill
Bertrand Russell
Keeps us amused, don't think the cats GAS....
Cthulhu
Looks like a Zhukov to me.
is it a rescue?
Weasel, as in Cat Weasel.
Fuzz Aldrin
Fidel
Nigel
Vader
This was the name of one of the maine coons that lived over the back of us. Until we found out he was actually called Rocky. I preferred Vader.
Mrs Zigzag suggests:
Uncle Monty
Beaker
Wotsit
Cheeto
We like Gengis in that list!
My stock answer for all animals is Dave. But he looks more like a Geoff.
Spacekarateninjabastard.... you're welcome
Our cat is called Jan Aga Fjortoft
so how about Paul Scholes?
Graeme. Because, my ginger mate is called Graeme...
I’m going to go with either Lion-O or Tygra.
He makes me think of a sunburst or something, so if you want to go with a Roman theme you could call him Lumis.
Roscoe P Coontrane