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Gunpowder wrapped in a postit note. They tried to put it on you but the charge wouldn't stick.
Jelly.
A dildo
lock stock (i think) proved you wrong thereA dildo
Hearsay is not admissable evidence, I'd need to see the video...
Sarcasm
You're killing me...man.
A photon
A stw thread like this one?Poster says "item x"
OP says: "add cyanide/put it in a rifle etc. Next"
By that logic, I nominate bullets. Pretty hard to kill someone with bullets on their own. Choke hazard, perhaps.
Seems reasonable to me to counter far-fetched suggestions with equally far-fetched explanations, would be a fairly dull thread otherwise.
A snowflake
Jupiter.
RM.
You'd think that of all people, you'd be the one telling us that everything can be used as a murder weapon, RM.
This post.
Not printed, coated in poison and fired into their eye, in space.
The Moon
This
Doesn't oxygen exist as a molecule at STP ie O2? If not then I'll settle for an atom of oxygen 🙂
Wawas - it's not the presence of O2 that'll kill you, but it's absence 😉 but I suspect you know that.
Thought it was the one molecule of air that was the problem, not the molecule of something that is a molecule. Anyway tangents...could tangents kill people?
Rappers can, ideas can probably these days Tactical Nuclear Weapons, they are exclusively there to prevent people killing each other.
Too much oxygen will kill you. Happens to scuba divers: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxygen_toxicity- it's not the presence of O2 that'll kill you
A springer spaniel.
wwaswas said »
putting someone in a room with only 1 molecule of air would kill them.
You mean putting them in a vacuum chamber?
DezB - MemberThe Moon
Stake someone to the beach at low tide, observe how the moon slowly murders them 😈
Springloaded spaniel?
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So is free Oxygen a molecule or an atom?
After that Timothy Dalton showed up, I became a pacifist.You'd think that of all people, you'd be the one telling us that everything can be used as a murder weapon, RM.
RM.
It's all about circumstance innit.
Murder being amongst the more extreme crimes someone can commit a certain proportion are bound to get a bit extreme with the means used. All sorts of everyday objects can be "repurposed" even though there are various bits of kit specifically designed for murdering, guns, knives, bombs etc surely the clever choice would be to try and avoid easy forensic detection by using an unconventional weapon.
A springer spaniel.
see the dutch oven comments above
How about a single Fermion?
Photon
Skin cancer. Dehydration.
single blade of grass
Death by a thousand cuts. Allergic reaction to the pollen and/or chlorophyll.
A quantum particle....or perhaps not.
go for itHearsay is not admissable evidence, I'd need to see the video...
Jupiter.
A quantum particle....or perhaps not.
Yes
A homeopathic remedy.
a spot of rain and maybe a little breeze?
1 flea?
death by natural causes / misadventure rather than murder.
Whimsy
A homeopathic remedy
dunno. drowning could be possible in the right dilution and quantity.
a spot of rain
arrgggghhhh not the dreaded ice bullet !
A car apparently.
No matter how reckless, drunk, incompetent or malicious you were there is absolutely no danger you'll get charged with murder for mowing someone down and splattering them all over the road.
Michael Barrymores fist?
Earth worm.
A dragonfly.
A swift.
Zombie maggot will definitely kill you ... slowly.
Mr Tumble?
Free oxygen (not molecule), free radical pretty nasty. Free radicals rip through dna, and lots of other stuff, so a free oxygen atom potentially deadly.
A kiss.
You could smother someone with your face etc etc but then it's no longer a kiss. Kiss by definition is nice and therefore cannot kill. If you had poision on your lips it'd be the poison that would be the murder weapon, not the kiss.
Mr Tumble?
Dunno, he nearly caused me to go postal after sitting through CBeebies Live at the arena in Newcastle last night. Mini Tumble though, he just a cartoon, what harm could he do?