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Others have to think of a way to use it as a weapon.

So, can you think of an object that simply can't be used to kill a man, or find a way to use it as a weapon?


 
Posted : 14/04/2015 2:03 am
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A feather


 
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Maybe I'm really devious or just unimaginative, I can't think of much. I can think of ways to kill someone with basically everything that's popping into my head.

You could kill someone with a feather if you strapped them into a chair, forced their mouth open and choked them with it.

A single blade of grass maybe?


 
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To be more specific a small feather with out a pointy bit, more like a bit of fluff. Right a small bit of belly button fluff, come up with a cludo for that!


 
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Yupp, def a choking hazard.

Having fired a piece of lint from an air rifle, id be confident given the right amount of pressure it could kill if shot say up the nose into the brain.


 
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a rice crispy.

candyfloss.


 
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Laced with poison. Next


 
Posted : 14/04/2015 2:25 am
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Re Tom and grass, mythbusters fired a piece of straw 3" into a tree with an air canon. People aren't as hard as trees.


 
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Candyfloss. Easily murder a diabetic.


 
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I think this thread should be basic reading for all murder jurors and wysiwyg's local cold cases team.


 
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Laced with poison. Next

If we resort to "you can add poison to it, then it becomes a murder weapon" that effectively covers everything.

Single grain of sand/salt/sugar

It's not going to kill anybody unless they are massively allergic to it, or you coat it in poison (as above). It's not heavy enough to be an effective projectile at any speed. It's not big enough to be a choking hazard.


 
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Kinetic energy is 1/2 x m x v2 so a grain of sand, given the right velocity could cause considerable damage.


 
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At 99.9999999% the speed of light it would be highly effective.

Space ships have been taken out of service by sand that's only doing 32000mph. If you were in said craft and it hit a window. Boom.


 
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Shall we stick to plausible murders? I don't think anyone here will be building high velocity railguns/particle colliders any time soon. ๐Ÿ˜€


 
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Plausible.... I'll stick him in the LHC tube. Probably
Ok long shot. Single grain of sugar. Well say Demerara. Fired into the eyeball. Becomes infected. Death by sugar.


 
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A stw thread like this one?

Poster says "item x"

OP says: "add cyanide/put it in a rifle etc. Next"

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Force someone to read all 860 pages of horas posts, by page two they've topped themselves to end the pain.


 
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Have you seen some of the build threads on here? Next thread i built a shed to conceal home made rail gun.


 
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A car.


 
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Parkesie wins


 
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sex


 
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Miss Onatopp would like to disagree
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kindness


 
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Wysiwyg must have a very big patio......


 
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 Haze
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Peace


 
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Sarcasm.


 
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Karaoke


 
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1 molecule of air.


 
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a single neutrino


 
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650b


 
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video

(unless you happen to be Chris Evans or Sir Terry Wogan)


 
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A sheet of A4


 
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A duck


 
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Meat


 
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[i]1 molecule of air. [/i]

putting someone in a room with only 1 molecule of air would kill them.


 
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[quote=wwaswas said]
putting someone in a room with only 1 molecule of air would kill them.

You could use that argument against pretty much everything.


 
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a half inch square post it note
a grain of coffee
vicki pollard
a crc used voucher code
that special look from Zoolander
if its planned for a saturday, then a yodel delivery


 
Posted : 14/04/2015 8:10 am
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Aaaargh, 1 molecule of air!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry science pedantry.


 
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Good intentions.

It would surely by definition be manslaughter.


 
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a kitten!

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One fart?

Definitely not fatal, although those unfortunate enough to be sharing it often wish they were dead.


 
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epi - didn't some guy supposedly kill his wife in a dutch oven disaster ?

(may well have been a hoax/loke/April fool I suppose)

((just bothered to look it up - hoax of course))


 
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A ghost


 
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The Green Party


 
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Baby jesus


 
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