Forum menu
my random evening l...
 

[Closed] my random evening last night, by sharki aged 37 and 3/4

Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 
[#822884]

sign on.
search for a job.
eat greasy food.
go ride.
mid ride pub stop.
night ride back through wood with fenix torch orally mounted.
go to local for more cider.
get bought sambucas.
drink more shots.
see landlord chasing local scrote.
join in.
place my knee in the small of the scrotes back and twist his wrist and arm towards the back of his neck.
feels scrote try to resist.
push on shoulder and exert more pressure on his wrist and arm.
feels scrote relax and wait 10 mins for the fuzz to arrive.

17yr old alcoholic, attempted burglary, we should've put him in the docks!

then spent early hours listening to the horrible stories of when a young woman who was with us was abducted and abused when she was 6, 8 and 13.......

Random indeed!


 
Posted : 28/08/2009 6:09 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 28/08/2009 6:11 pm
Posts: 4
Free Member
 

Just a normal night in Zomerzet.


 
Posted : 28/08/2009 6:12 pm
Posts: 13811
Full Member
 

so the unemployed can afford to go to eat out and go to the pub.

where do I apply?


 
Posted : 28/08/2009 6:28 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

Just learn to speak polish, Lithuanian, etc.


 
Posted : 28/08/2009 6:34 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

ooooo eventfull


 
Posted : 28/08/2009 6:51 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

The butty you had was not greasy

It was full of essential [b]Carbohydrates[/b] do you not know anything about food ๐Ÿ˜‰

Sorry about the full fat milk you had in your tea though ๐Ÿ˜•


 
Posted : 28/08/2009 7:43 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

Shame you only had a 5 min break in your busy schedule to accommodate me.

Same time next week?


 
Posted : 28/08/2009 8:00 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Hell yes

I have a inspection to do in Dunball sometime ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 28/08/2009 9:17 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

blimey, now there's a bit of luck!

Oh! and Accord ing to thule, the rack should fit mine....

see what i did there?


 
Posted : 28/08/2009 9:22 pm