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We had a visit from the local plod asking about the neighbour. She's lovely, as in nice and smiley, but the copper gave us the link (below). Should the landlord be informed or what? She won't do a neighbour more cheaply (according to a mate who supposedly knows), should we then get rid of her?

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Posted : 03/03/2011 10:50 pm
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go round and do her?


 
Posted : 03/03/2011 10:50 pm
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OK, I'll call it - Troll!


 
Posted : 03/03/2011 10:51 pm
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why would a copper be visiting you about that?


 
Posted : 03/03/2011 10:52 pm
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pop round for a cup of sugar


 
Posted : 03/03/2011 10:53 pm
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Have you tried txting her -
[b]yer wiked get um off? lolx[/b]


 
Posted : 03/03/2011 10:53 pm
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She might be very grateful if you quietly let her know about plod's interest 🙂


 
Posted : 03/03/2011 10:53 pm
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I wish she was my neighbour


 
Posted : 03/03/2011 10:54 pm
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I thought someone already did this thread....


 
Posted : 03/03/2011 10:55 pm
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Apparently one of the girls from the block called them saying the poor neighbour runs a brothel. The official line was there are children here so parents should know.
BTW I'm a bit drunk.


 
Posted : 03/03/2011 10:56 pm
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Well her favorites thing in her profile ticks a lot of boxes for a fun night in. 😈


 
Posted : 03/03/2011 10:57 pm
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Think the kids may not have enough pocket money to avail themselves of her services.

She is providing a service for men who dont ride bikes or post on bike forums, so have plenty of time on their hands.


 
Posted : 03/03/2011 10:58 pm
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I believe that it is not illegal to sell sexual services as long as only one woman does it from any location. If the plod could do her for breaking the law then they would rather than informing neighbours.

I cannot say that I would be comfortable with it happening next door to my house but if she is discreet then is it a big problem?

Btw does she own the property or just rent? - if the latter then I would imagine she would move on fairly soon.


 
Posted : 03/03/2011 10:59 pm
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Damn??? shes too tall.


 
Posted : 03/03/2011 11:00 pm
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why would a copper be visiting you about that?

It's Ireland. That there stuff just doesnt happen!!!

Hairy - I guess you're taking the piss a bit? My mum lives not too far from you (that's not her in the photos btw!).


 
Posted : 03/03/2011 11:01 pm
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Hairy get round there with your camera... I hate not being able to see the whole of the moon!


 
Posted : 03/03/2011 11:05 pm
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Apparently, according to the reviewers, one of the enjoyed activities was "Russian." Now, I thought I was a man of the world, but what the hell is "Russian"?


 
Posted : 03/03/2011 11:06 pm
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Cougar... YGM 8)


 
Posted : 03/03/2011 11:08 pm
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Just knock on her door dressed as a copper, say you've got a search warrant, then set the video camera up in the corner and do a bit of role play.

That's how movies are made.


 
Posted : 03/03/2011 11:11 pm
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click on the help section 🙄


 
Posted : 03/03/2011 11:11 pm
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I've just read the reviews 😯


 
Posted : 03/03/2011 11:27 pm
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sigh. at work and how much do I want to click on that link...
😐


 
Posted : 03/03/2011 11:36 pm
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She might be very grateful if you quietly let her know about plod's interest
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Politely inform her that a man with an extendable baton popped round earlier and voiced his intent to take down her particulars.


 
Posted : 03/03/2011 11:37 pm
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Troll - Never heard the Gardaí referred to as Plod...............


 
Posted : 04/03/2011 12:03 am
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glad I no longer live in Tyrone 😯


 
Posted : 04/03/2011 12:04 am
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"Reverse oral" what the hell is that?


 
Posted : 04/03/2011 12:09 am
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Jeez, Ive got to have another look at my rates. I work like a c*** and dont get anything like €200 an hour!


 
Posted : 04/03/2011 12:11 am
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"Reverse oral" what the hell is that?

You know how you can cure hiccups by drinking from the wrong side of a cup? It's a bit like that.

Illegal in Sweden though

[url= http://www.thelocal.se/15336/20081030/ ]http://www.thelocal.se/15336/20081030/[/url]
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Posted : 04/03/2011 12:47 am