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Really?
Is u blind bruv?
The children of the night, what wonderful music they make.......
And sad to see John McCririck's let himself go......
Bit weird that someone’s posted a picture of my brother. Errm, I mean me.
Bruv!
How can you look so happy when you still don’t have a power kite?
Brian Blessed's in lockdown and Rob Chapman has moved to Malta.
This time next year I'll be a millionaire.
Have you ever punched a polar bear?

Nope. But it would appear that I need to shave off all my hair.
There is no pain, it is receding......
Bloody hell, I only got rid of the full Farah Fawcett a couple of months ago.
Proper Karl Marx it was.....
There is no pain, it is receding…
That’s premature Kojakulation.
It’s extremely common in men of a certain age.
Google Street View has recently updated outside my house and i’m in the garden cutting back an enormous fuschia bush at my front gate.
It’s the first time I’ve seen the back of my own head from a distance and I was horrified.
I’m using the lockdown as an opportunity to start shaving my bonce
🙂
Innit?
Six months ago I looked like Cousin It.
Luxurious it was, bleedin' lovely.
All wavy and full.
Seriously, I was a God.
Look at it now. Fod like a Tefal advert.
I should sell advertising space.
You look like you give good hugs, RS. 🙂
That's a lovely thing to say Dez.
Thank you. 🙂
Photo taken to see how much hair I missed tonight in the zombie apocalypse DIY haircut.
Scar from a previous attempt at diy haircut.
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Nah, you're going to have explain that one.
Looks serious fella.
Nice knots btw, very symetrical.
It’s where he was connected to the Matrix
I bloody wish I was still connected to it.lol
Nah, you’re going to have explain that one.
His heid really does button up the back?
Lovely stitching btw.
The orange globule on your ear?
That's the orange end of my glasses arms I'm glad to say. Lol
Thank **** for that. 🙂
You had me worried for a second till I looked at the pic! Haha!
@poopscoop - what are your arms doing? is that a shopping basket with mugs in it? Are you being massaged in Dunelm Mill?
Or are your expressing yourself via the medium of contemporary dance?
The orange globule on your ear?
there’s something about poopscoop
Are you being massaged in Dunelm Mill?
I've just SnotBubbled™
Pics can now be added to your profile.
Does seem a little unsanitary to be shaving your head so close to the dishwasher...
His heid really does button up the back?
He's one of the lizard overlords- that's where his flesh suit does up.
Am I the only one disappointed that this is not the instant dried pasta comparison thread I was expecting?

Welshfarmer how do you get your human to carry you about like that?
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Lucy looking after me during my high temperature confinement.
Welshfarmer how do you get your human to carry you about like that?
Just me thinking "Total Recall"?
I can confirm that Rusty spanner is indeed very huggable (I know Sue won't mind). He once gave me a hug at Hit the North.

me and the little lady
well that didn't work....
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My fugly pus , I'm into salsa dancin, drink Pina colada,long walk on the beach and I'm not much into health food