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Movies that every STWer must watch or be ridiculed for ever more.

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13th Warrior - so bad it's good.

Bevvare ze firevurm


 
Posted : 15/11/2023 11:26 am
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You really don't need to watch lots of Wes Anderson films, they are all the same so go The Royal Tenenbaums and then ignore the rest. 

Little Miss Sunshine is good

Zombieland is brilliant 


 
Posted : 15/11/2023 9:31 pm
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You really don’t need to watch lots of Wes Anderson films, they are all the same so go The Royal Tenenbaums Fantastic Mr Fox and then ignore the rest.

Not enough love for animated movies so far so…

Kubo and the Two Strings.
Nightmare Before Christmas.


 
Posted : 15/11/2023 10:43 pm
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Best puke scene ever

No, that was Team America.

On Powell & Pressburger, Colonel Blimp. Not at all what I expected.

I'd add The Prestige, Nolan's best film.


 
Posted : 16/11/2023 10:06 am
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No one seems to have mentioned Aliens.  The best sci-fi action film ever made. 

Alien is probably the better piece of cinema, but James Cameron took the premise of Alien and expanded on it massively, as an exercise in world building its really brilliantly done.  Although you could also argue that laid the ground for all the pretty dreadful sequels.

Go back to the start of this thread. How many of the titles listed here were made in the last (say) 20 years?

I'll give you one - Moana, yes its a "kids film" but its brilliantly made, it like going on holiday somewhere warm for two hours, I encourage my 8 year old daughter to pick it whenever we are stuck for a film to watch.


 
Posted : 16/11/2023 10:50 am
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Lots of good stuff here already. Not mentioned AFAIK are a few more of my faves:
Dog Soldiers

Fallen

Fury

Angel Heart

And another vote for Ghost Dog, Twin Town and Ronin


 
Posted : 16/11/2023 11:15 am
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Best puke scene ever

No, that was Team America.

No, that was  Stand by me.

Thread closed


 
Posted : 16/11/2023 12:01 pm
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No one seems to have mentioned Aliens. The best sci-fi action film ever made.

Alien is probably the better piece of cinema, but James Cameron took the premise of Alien and expanded on it massively, as an exercise in world building its really brilliantly done.

True.

You can apply the same logic to the first 2 Terminator films. One low budget, nasty, brilliantly effective monster movie. One mega budget, sci-fi, action epic with ground breaking visual effects. Both excellent.

Haven't seen a mention of the best ever monster movie yet. Predator.


 
Posted : 16/11/2023 12:14 pm
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All Tarantino films, IMO he is a genius.

Whereas IMO he is massively overrated.


 
Posted : 16/11/2023 4:06 pm
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All Tarantino films, IMO he is a genius.

You sound like you might also be an Elon Musk fan...

A couple of his films are good but he is basically a plagiariser


 
Posted : 16/11/2023 5:44 pm
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Whereas IMO he is massively overrated.

and a bit creepy


 
Posted : 16/11/2023 5:46 pm
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You can apply the same logic to the first 2 Terminator films. One low budget, nasty, brilliantly effective monster movie. One mega budget, sci-fi, action epic with ground breaking visual effects. Both excellent.

the opposite of anything other than the first two movies from each is also true. They just get worse and worse.


 
Posted : 16/11/2023 7:49 pm
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After bumping into it last night, may I add The Breakfast Club? It's a cracking film and I had almost completely forgotten about it.


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 10:30 am
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I watched All The President's Men last night. Wont be for everyone but still a good docudrama.

Yeah, The Breakfast Club. It should be mandatory viewing for all teenagers.


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 12:15 pm
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Yeah, The Breakfast Club. It should be mandatory viewing for all teenagers.

I was a teenager when it was released but never got around to watching it until last year, with my 19 year old daughter. It finished, we went 'hmmm'. I'm not sure what I'm missing here.

Ah, Twin Town!

You do know the difference between a two-tone 525 and an AC Cobra don’t you?
What a film.

A lot of this was filmed in or close to the area I grew up in, so I spent most of my only viewing looking at the scenery rather than following the plot. 😀


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 1:12 pm
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Ambition is Critical/Pretty sh*tty city! By complete coincidence, the Ambition is Critical podcast on Spotify has Kevin Allen (Twin Town director, brother of Keith) on the latest show released yesterday:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5OOJPm5ksEf0MUKjQuS8Yn?si=qkzHBdRaSBaShiEZSj0-xg


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 1:26 pm
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It finished, we went ‘hmmm’. I’m not sure what I’m missing here.

Nostalgia is what you're missing. You don't remember it being life changingly brilliant in the 80's so now you're viewing it objectively and discovering that it's just a movie.

Some of the people on this thread could do with a bit of objectivity!


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 1:43 pm
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Layer Cake has to be a film everyone has to watch just for Micheal Gambon's monologue and Sienna Miller


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 1:49 pm
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but James Cameron took the premise of Alien and expanded on it massively, as an exercise in world building its really brilliantly done.

Hmmm, or; James Cameron took an genuinely inventive and innovative Horror/Sci-fi and turned it into a pretty unremarkable US-centric Cowboys and Indians/ Vietnam War movie procedural. I like the movie don't get me wrong, but all the "world building" was done in the original. Terminator was the Cameron movie that ranked along-side's Scott's Alien for breaking new ground, and like Alien all the subsequent sequels are incrementally less good.


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 2:08 pm
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Some of the people on this thread could do with a bit of objectivity!

Nah, enjoying a film is a subjective experience and imo that's what this thread's about.

I do agree that many of these films people are professing to love are objectively dreadful though!


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 2:54 pm
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Some of my favourites Twin Town, Human Traffic, The Waterboy and Kelly's Heroes have all been mentioned i think.

I only skimmed the 5 pages but quite surprised there wasn't someone on here twisted enough to suggest Threads...


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 2:57 pm
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Has Point Break been mentioned? (The Bigelow, Reeves, Swayze one obv.)

Only reason I didn't include it earlier it that it transcends film and is more the code we live by, woven into the fabric of the universe.


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 3:00 pm
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 and is more the code we live by, woven into the fabric of the universe.

Big wave riding is for macho assholes with a death wish? 🤷‍♂️


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 3:03 pm
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Side question. Am I the only person who watches a film, not a 'movie'? 

Why yes, I am a boring old boomer. Thanks for asking!


 
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Big wave riding [shitly] is for macho assholes with a death wish? 🤷‍♂️

Did someone call? And yes fillum.


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 3:12 pm
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Some that need mentioning

Nikkita - The Luc Beeson original (obvs)

Has Blade Runner been on yet? Must have surely?

The Gentlemen, just for Hugh Grant and Charlie Hunnam's pieces really

My Neighbour Totoro/ Spirited Away/Princess Mononoke - Can't make up my mind, any one of them will do.

Seven Samurai

Unforgiven/ True Grit/ The Cowboys -again, any one of them will do, and ither True Grits, they're equally good

The Graduate.


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 3:15 pm
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Nostalgia is what you’re missing. You don’t remember it being life changingly brilliant in the 80’s so now you’re viewing it objectively and discovering that it’s just a movie.

Oh yeah, I get that, and that's why I don't contribute films to these lists because they mean nothing to anyone else, unless you were the same age as me and my friends at the time. (Highlander, Restless Natives, Monty Python, Gregory's Girl etc). Some of these films are genuinely good, and some are only good because of the nostalgia. But Breakfast Club regularly comes up on must-see lists, and it really isn't. (Unless you watch it in 1985 as a 17 year old in some sort of time travelling movie adventure.. But them, why would a film set in an American high school mean anything to me, a teenager in a rough Welsh comp? 😀 )

Has Point Break been mentioned? (The Bigelow, Reeves, Swayze one obv.)

Big wave riding is for macho assholes with a death wish? 🤷‍♂️

I watched it recently, maybe fuelled by some wine, and yes, there's macho crap built in and there's also a load of cod-philosophy, as you know. But what struck me was Patrick Swayze. Suddenly I could see how people fell in him love with as a star, which is an odd thing for me to say a completely heterosexual man! 😀  He had a presence in that film which massively outweighed how good or bad the film was.


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 3:22 pm
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But what struck me was Patrick Swayze

Yes, he was a memorizing actor. 👍

Edit thanks @IdleJon Bloody autocorrect--mesmerizing


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 3:27 pm
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Yes, he was a memorizing actor. 👍

Do you mean mesmerising? Or am I missing a joke? 😀


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 3:29 pm
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Side question. Am I the only person who watches a film, not a ‘movie’?

I bet you wear trousers as well, rather than pants.

I meant to mention Point Break earlier. Amazing stuff and definitely one of my own personal nostalgia triggers.

I seem to remember that Strange Days by Bigelow was also amazing but it doesn't get repeated as much because some of the subject matter is a little graphic. I need to rewatch it.


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 3:38 pm
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I've been away and haven't really kept up with this thread, but I assume that someone will already have said Withnail and I.

That person is an idiot, the fact that it is so lauded amazes me, it's just crap.

Anyway, in the spirit of the thread, Goodfellas


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 6:17 pm
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the fact that it is so lauded amazes me, it’s just crap

Agreed.

Anyway, in the spirit of the thread, Goodfellas

I see your Goodfellas, and raise you a Casino 😉


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 6:23 pm
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I see your Goodfellas, and raise you a Casino

I have still never seen Casino. Not really sure why, I want to, I just haven't.

I did make the mistake of starting to watch Godfather 3 though. Lordy, that was bad, I gave it about half an hour


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 6:26 pm
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Anyone said the breakfast club?

That person is an idiot, the fact that it is so lauded amazes me, it’s just crap.

You're full of Scotch you silly tool.


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 6:31 pm
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^ I assume that's one of the (many) lines from it that isn't funny


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 6:32 pm
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me was Patrick Swayze. Suddenly I could see how people fell in him love with as a star,

Wtf this must be sarcasm right? Its been a very long time since I watched Point Break and only seen it twice but, can't say I recollect that being close to my viewing experience! 😂

I assume that’s one of the (many) lines from it that isn’t funny

Sigh I feel so cancelled now. I'm going to cry in a corner to myself and think about how I too can learn to un-appreciate a film I've has many laughs over. Thank you for your cultural guidance.


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 6:36 pm
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But what struck me was Patrick Swayze

Garry Busey! 


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 7:21 pm
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Anyway, in the spirit of the thread, Goodfellas

I see your Goodfellas, and raise you a Casino

They all blur in to one really long and boring film for me. Goodfellas, Godfather, Casino, Donny Brasco etc. Joe Pesci was better and more believable in My Cousin Vinny

Patrick Swayze’s mullet in Point Break is the only cool mullet to ever exist.


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 7:30 pm
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They all blur in to one really long and boring film for me. Goodfellas, Godfather, Casino, Donny Brasco etc

God yes, mob films are the dullest shit 


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 7:40 pm
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I’ll just leave this here:

Plunkett & Macleane. 

Those who know, know. 


 
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I thought of another one earlier.

Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence.


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 10:33 pm
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A stone cold classic on Film4 at 22.50 tonight.


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 10:44 pm
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^^ Dead Mans Shoes?

Yeah, gritty as hell, its one of the best revenge movies I've ever seen.👍

I have to be in the right mood for it though as it's very bleak.


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 10:51 pm
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Plunkett & Macleane.

Those who know, know

I was marvellous, and it was a bloody good laugh


 
Posted : 17/11/2023 10:52 pm
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I am a fan of old Bogart films such as Casablanca and The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

I watched Bram Stoker's Dracula the other day and it was better than I remembered.


 
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