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[Closed] Mountain Biking is really, really uncool

 timc
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mboy weirdo alert


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 12:56 am
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And you're so awesomely normal, posting on a deeply uncool MTB forum on the internet at 1am, how exactly?

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Posted : 05/04/2012 1:01 am
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you have a good eye, thank you!

Was in ref to the CG rambling squire... bit didn't ya


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 1:03 am
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The man is f***ing cool!

What can I say?

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[url] http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/cedric-gracia [/url]

FFWD to 1:30...


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 1:13 am
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Who cares what's cool other than 12 year old school kids anyway? If you want to do a "cool" sport take up kitesurfing. I've never yet mentioned it in passing to someone and not be overheard by someone who has a dozen questions about it, who then gathers other people who also want to know. Not sure why, but it's funny to watch.


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 2:07 am
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Err why is DS a thief? I've missed something?


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 7:06 am
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Your going to have to be more specific, but i suggest you do sone research, you think you know, but as you have proved time & time again, you actually know very little.

That would be no defence then and then resorting to insults and schoolyard name calling is never that good either, one could say uncool even.
That would actually make someone a loser with a capital "W"

Err why is DS a thief?

I [s]steal[/s] download music and timc feel violated because he works in the music industry that overcharges us. I'm not sure what he does exactly because it's too difficult a question, but it evidently doesn't add anything to the product.
Way off topic anyway...


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 7:11 am
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From watching his blog Jedi seems pretty cool.


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 7:17 am
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[i]Who cares what's cool other than 12 year old school kids anyway?[/i]

Well having just visited the Apple store, I would say everyone in there yearns with all their heart to be cool. ๐Ÿ˜‰ When I walked in it was like an oil spill of uncoolness spreading across the smooth waters of the sea of chilliness. I sat down on the genius bench next to some men with Spandau Ballet haircuts and those trousers that crack me up and after a few minutes my anti-cool magnetism pushed them away.


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 7:57 am
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Cedric, steve peat and chris akrigg are cool.

From watching his blog Jedi seems pretty cool.

Yep


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 8:19 am
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The fact he rides mountain bikes elevates Mountain Biking from being the most uncool sport in the world, to just deeply uncool. [s]Cedric Gracia[/s] wrecker is probably the coolest guy in the world, and it is NOTHING to do with the fact he rides Mountain Bikes. He's just inexplicably super cool

FTFY
Oh, and a great many of the Canadian riders are cool.

I steal download music

Oh crikey, I do that. Everyone does don't they?


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 8:24 am
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I'm seriously uncool by default - I ride a Specialized.

However, I ride a Specialized (S-Works Enduro) because they make bloody good bikes and I couldn't give a toss what it says on the downtube. Also, I've never seen another one on the trails. The same can't be said for Orange 5's - although I have nothing against them (well, apart from them being ugly, rattly and heavy ๐Ÿ˜‰ )


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 8:31 am
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No, not everyone steals music


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 8:33 am
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What can I say? I'm a dishonest bastard.
I've certainly seen more enduros on the trails than I have 5's. I don't know if they were S works or not, not that it makes any kind of difference.


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 8:44 am
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Enjoying doing something/anything is cool IMO


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 9:03 am
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when you become a grandad, and still ride a mtb it is uber cool...

My dad stills ride his MTb all the tiem at 72 :-)... so he is just cool at the moment because I hav'nt filled a pram yet ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 9:06 am
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If you think mtb isn't cool or you have to qualify why its cool you should stop ****ing riding. MTB is the coolest thing ever pretty much so get out there and ride your bike. Revel in getting muddy, cut and torn. When riding past yobby teenagers wearing hoodies dont even acknowledge them whilst the snot pours out of your nose down your face.

If you want to "try" and be cool definately don't do skids. They make you look liek a prick.


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 9:08 am
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I steal download music

That's not theft that's piracy and pirates are cool.

Harrrr!


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 9:13 am
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I think we're all skirting round the elephant in the virtual room here. The reason why mountain biking is seen as uncool by the general public is because they view it as rambling with a bike, which is pretty close to the truth. I'm happy with that. I think it's good that road riding has taken off in a big way, good for safety and good for the only sport I've any real interest in. But I'd rather not have loads of new riders on the trails thanks, I think keeping a low profile there is probably better.


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 9:17 am
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Well I think it's cool, getting out in the fresh air, feeling alive, having fun, riding down a mountain (very occasionally), how can that not be cool?!It may not be percieved as cool by the general public, but so what. I feel sorry for anyone who doesn't have a passion for something, what a waste of life.

Anyway, one man's cool is another mans complete tw*t!I'm off to polish my beard.


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 10:26 am
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If I tell anybody that I do Mountain Biking the image in their head is of me puffing along a canal tow path on an Apollo, or centre parcs.

However I have shown non bikers, Danny Harts run and Danny Macaskills videos, they have been suitably impressed.

If mountain biking was more underground, and was formed out of an elite cadre of rippers, that only rode at night, then it would be very cool.

Skill is cool, at least people admire it.

Lycra is not cool. Maybe in the south or something, but no, budgie smuggling is not cool.

Oh BTW jumping is cool, I was talking to a lass, who asked if I could do tricks, I said no, but I can do jumps (small tabletop jumps - didn't mention that though ๐Ÿ˜ณ ) she replied with: oh cool.


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 10:47 am
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If you think mtb isn't cool or you have to qualify why its cool you should stop **** riding

hmm.. I'm not sure about that..

If I choose to do something I hope that mostly I choose to do it because I love doing it..

not because it's cool..


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 10:50 am
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Anyone who thinks mountainbiking is cool is seriously deluded. Sure some proponents of it can be cool - but for the majority of us? Bunch of geeks in strange outfits. There is no "scene" attached to it, there is no music, tehre is no fashoin, there is no cool.

Ramblers - terminally uncool however some mountaineers? cool as ice. Same with the mountainbikers. Just cos Danny Macaskill is cool does not mean I am or Hora is.


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 10:56 am
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Surely riding mountain bikes is only cool outside of the summer? What are you all on about?


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 11:00 am
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why do something because you think its cool?

I have accepted that as soon as I am on a bike pretty much the whole population of england hates me and wants me dead. or off the road/out of the woods. Its well uncool and I love it.


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 11:05 am
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As I said, everyones definition of cool is different.
TJ, you mention mountaineers, are they not extreme ramblers?


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 11:32 am
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Indeed they are - the point is that just because some mountaineers are cool it does not mean that all ramblers are cool. Similarly just because Danny Macaskill is cool it does not mean Hora and me are cool


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 11:35 am
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To me most outdoor pursuits are cool, the participants on the other hand...


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 11:40 am
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[i]s cool it does not mean Hora and me are cool [/i]

Have you asked Hora if he's happy being repeatedly placed on the same cool level as you? ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 11:51 am
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Dead people are cool. FACT


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 12:06 pm
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Most cycling is pretty uncool. Just look at most of the stuff posted on here!


 
Posted : 05/04/2012 12:11 pm
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Cool = expensive.

Pray we keep getting lumped in with the ramblers.


 
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