An ex work colleague believed that Sweetcorn was magnetic and reformed in your stomach after chewing it, and this was the process that caused Sweetcorn to magically appear in your shyte
Another ex colleague also believed that cans of Tuna had Dolphin in it & that Fish Fingers had Penguin in them (due to a penguin logo being used next to the freezer info on the pack) & that Penguins are not birds
I was watching that Location etc etc on C4 years ago when the girl who had more money than sense was stood in the very nice back garden of a house and declared......'OMG it's semi detached at one end' it was a rather plesant semi, which she declined as it hard dark paint on the walls 🙄
The other on the same subject, was that place in the sun show when Jermaine Defoe's girlfrend (since then she's been out with a number of other equally dim footie players) declared 'ooh look its got that funny wallpaper again'
To which the shows host Amanda Lamb replied 'yes its called marble'
"what does stealth mean" cant remember the response but it was so priceless I forgot! make your own inappropriate one up!
and my fave
"the moon gives off a lot of light, nearly as much as the sun"
winner till the grave!
"We're going to privatise the royal mail" from some minister.
Girl in my geography class:
1. In response to the explanaiton that coffee is grown on slopes to allow drainage of the water to avoid frost, she asked: "Is that for non-freeze dried coffee?"
2. When asked to name a cereal crop: "Wheetabix"
She also attended her driving test with "L" and "R" inked onto the back of her hands....
(Thick but oh so fit as I recall)
