On entering the bathroom, she saw her precious boy immersed in diluted claret and for some reason, thought he had slashed his wrists. She immediately passed out, smacking her head on Armitage Shank's finest and was knocked out cold. I can't imagine what his dad thought when he happened upon that scene.
He wouldn't know what order things happened in, for a start. Sean: "Oh no, mum's out cold...
I have the strangest..."
Late addition to this post but 2 things spring to mind. Good few years ago had to have a lump removed from testicles. Given 2 blunt bic razors to shave pubes but cut myself to bits. Nurse popped her head round the door. Promptly soaped up rubbed it all over my balls lifted my old chap and shaved it clean telling me don't worry I've practiced on balloons.
Other one last year fell off bike and tore foreskin didn't heal and scared so had to visit the hospital as the tear kept opening up and couldn't function properly. Turned up for appointment went in instead of the male doc I was supposed to see. Early 30s very attractive dark haired lady with a very soft Scottish accent. Pissed her of to start asking where the doc was she said I am a doctor go behind there and take trousers off. Then she said il get you a chaperone. Bought the young nurse in I'd been having a laugh with earlier. Thought it couldn't get any worse then doc started to pull foreskin back as far as she could. And started rubbing the scar with her thumb to see if it would open up. Looked up and asked what it was like when erect. I thought to myself keep rubbing like that you will find out. The young nurse was doing her best not to laugh as think she could read what I was thinking.After much rubbing she looked at me smiled and said that has to come off. I looked in horror She then explained I needed a curcumcission which isn't something I'd recommend to anyone ( no banjo to play with