Youngest ran up to his nursery worker last week and told her to 'shake what ya momma gave you', and proceeded to demonstrate...(Chipmunks has a LOT to answer for...).
Same child tonight, as I arrive home with my boss announces 'Hi daddy, I am outside playing with my balls....'(marbles, honest).,
My son did a corker late one night a few years ago. He always sleeps with a night light. One night the bulb must have blown, result, pitch darkness in his room.
2am, loud scream, "My eyes, theres something wrong with my eyes, I can't see anything!!!!!!"
Me & Mrs MFL, mad panic, dive into room, fall over the toys on the floor, turn on big light, child sits up in bed - "Oh". Lies down, goes back to sleep!!!!
These are brilliant.
When I get in from the cycle commute home, normally go through to the bedroom and get changed whilst the kids leap about on the bed (2yo daughter and 5yo son) and generally get up to high jinx.
Recently getting changed and the girl stopped, pointed at my crotch as said "what's that daddy?". Well, in the interests of being factual I said "It's my willy. Daddy has a willy, just like your brother. Boys have them, girls don't".
She looked at me with a expression of great pity and said "hmm, yes, not a hamburger" 😯
not a clue where that came from! 😆
My wifes little dog had to be put down 2 weeks ago due to cancer.. wife heartbroken, me treading on eggshells etc.
My Granddaughter comes round with my daughter... who had prompted little one not to say anything..
The first words.. yer dogs dead, you havent got a dog any more.. we have tho'
my friend had made a treasure map and buried "treasure" in a beach, and was quite keen to get the hunt over with that night... he pretended to find the map in front of his 4 yr old and exclaimed "found a treasure map, want to find the treasure?"
his kid says "nah, we can do it tomorrow"
dad says "but what if someone else finds it?"
Kid comes out with the best line... "duh...! They wont. We've got the map!"
made me happy
Not so much what kids say as the adults around them..
My friends youngest daughter, having been taught the benefits of eating well etc. says to mum's partner..
"A***, is this chicken healthy?"
To which he replies, "No, it's dead."
😆
I'm sure I've done this on here before but the conversation went like this;
Dad, what's a mong?
Well son, it's a name that some people call other people who might look a bit different, it's complicated to explain, but it's not a very nice thing to call someone... Why do you ask?
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Well it says here that the Rainbow Fish was AMONG friends.....
