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it was a thriving town with a population in the thousands until 1983 when the local uranium mine closed. The population now is 89.
Fascinating.. I might want to go there.
[i]I've had many a sesh in The White Horse. One of the few decent boozers left in Salford.
I live up near the Henry Boddington. [/i]
Just moved back here, was born in Swinton. So when i finally get my bike fixed (vandalised frame) i might be asking for some good riding spots if that' okay ?
[i]Manchester's Piccadilly Gardens has to take some beating. [/i]
It's a an oasis of peace and calm compared to what it used to be like. Are you still living in the 70's by any chance 🙂
My gran's flat used to overlook that pub!
I used to spend every other Sunday evening looking out of the window at the distant lights of Manchester wishing that my gran didn't live in such a shit hole. Eventually she moved away... then moved back becasue she missed it.
mancjon - I can assure you, there may be a new Berlin Wall in Piccadilly Gardens, the trees may be gone, the streets slightly cleaner, but by God it is a hell hole.
Just do what Binners suggests, and hang around at 2 in the morning.
Manchester's Piccadilly Gardens has to take some beating.It's a an oasis of peace and calm compared to what it used to be like. Are you still living in the 70's by any chanc
I remember when it was recessed into the ground (**** knows the correct term) and many a person was off their face/stabbed and murdered there.
might be asking for some good riding spots if that' okay ?
Yep - whenever you're ready mate.
Despite our location - there's some decent trails - even climbs!
Aaaaaaaaaah Derek. Salford centre - le precinct et les environs. Happy memories.
I used to live next to it as a student. It does have its compensations. Merely walk around it for five minutes, when you're feeling a bit down, and you'll return feeling energised. And not just from being chased by muggers. In comparison to the average dweller, you realise that in fact you are intelligent, stylish, witty, urbane, extremely well-dressed with a crystal clear complexion. And an oasis of calm measured behavior. You're like Stephen Fry 😀
binners - I am Spartacus 😀
Hora - McDonalds in Stretford might have closed, but at least you can nip over the road for a pint in The Drum 😀
Also Burnley and *shudder* Colne.
BIRKENHEAD
Even sounds horrible.
Blackpool out of season deserves a mention too.
Never been in season, may be even worse for all I know.
Great Yarmouth. Why the ASA haven't had words with them about their name I don't know. Even when it's open, it's dire. I also heard that it has more benefit claimants per head of population that anywhere else in the country.
The first coment about London on here made it sound like Mos Eisley from Star Wars and I have to say, I agree.
Nottingham it really getting on my Bristols as well but there are worse places.
!Great Yarmouth.
I had a great time there last year in the big park with my kids. But we only stayed for about 3 hours. I assume from your comments that the rest of it is a tip.
Berwick Upon Tweed. Some of it is lovely, but most of it is dire.
I was a student at Hull University and feel that the city is unfairly maligned!
Okay, the estates on the periphery are grim and the city centre suffered from a combination of Luftwaffe bombing and 60's town planning, but there's Cottingham, the Old Town and various other decent spots.
Also, home of Spiders...the best rock club in the country and their incredible pint cocktails for £2!
I drive through Denny on the way to Carron Valley. Jesus wept.
Which bar? The Rez, John McCarthy or errr...the other one?!
Hora - McDonalds in Stretford might have closed, but at least you can nip over the road for a pint in The Drum
No need! There is one closer (adjacent to McD's)- in daylight you always see a cross-section of ages outside smoking away.
anybody mentioned london yet? i couldn't live in london.
On a smaller scale, though a beautiful place Salisbury Plain is orbited by a chain of truly dire one horse towns. I'm thinking Durrington, Larkhill, Bulford, Warminster and Tidworth.
I had the misfortune of living in Tidworth on two separate occasions. I remember feeling genuinely excited when we moved to Andover!
The British Army's fondness for placing garrisons in the middle of nowhere must have no small effect on retention.
Most places beginning with 'S'
Which bar? The Rez, John McCarthy or errr...the other one?!
Usually down stairs but working in The McCarthy was better. 1990-1991. I fell in love with a girl that I worked with called Leonne who was having none of it. 😥
I once made The Rebel MC (remember him?) tip his pint into a plastic glass because he was taking it into the hall (he was doing a "turn") and he had a "do you know who I am?" strop. Told him that I couldn't give a monkey's and that if he wanted his pint it had to be in a "skiff".
The bouncers were savages. They were scaffolders from the chemical plant who used to get off on beating the crap out of drunken students.
I shared a house with a black guy was also on placement at BP. Several times when we went out I was in fear of my life because I had a mate who wasn't white! Nobody said anything to him because he was massive but I got some grief for it.
Going back to Huddersfield for my final year at The Poly was a relief.
Of all grim towns, New Brighton is the one that does it for me. The name conjures up a delightful re-interpretation of the Regency glamour of the jewel of the south coast.
What you get is a shithole with poundshops, massage parlours and a pier.
I wonder if the Welsh town of Pant is as lovely as its name?
Most places beginning with 'S'
Sandown on the Isle of Wight.
There are few things more depressing than a fading seaside resort trading on past glories, and I don't think Sandown's past was ever that glorious.
One of the positives is it has a pier, which you can walk along and jump off once the rest of the place has put you in the mood.
Probably nowhere near as bad as some of the other places mentioned, but remember that Up North doesn't have a monopoly on Grim.
Surprised Lennoxtown has been mentioned when Linwood and Port Glasgow have no redeeming features whatsoever. Both need razing to the ground, although junkie neds have done much of the work already. Some ex-mining villages in Ayrshire, eg; Crosshill and those in the Drongan triangle, are almost as bad [i]and[/i] the natives are inbred knuckle draggers.
Gawd bless HepC and Anthrax laced heroin, best form of population control these ****less miscreants could wish for.
Gawd bless HepC and Anthrax laced heroin, best form of population control these ****less miscreants could wish for.
Well good afternoon STW's very own philanthropist 😉
derek_starship - Membermight be asking for some good riding spots if that' okay ?
Yep - whenever you're ready mate.
Despite our location - there's some decent trails - even climbs!
Where on earth are these?!? Having grown up in Canada, I lived in Swinton for three years, and thought I had moved to hell! In all that time, I never got on my mountain bike, because as far as I could see, the only grass in the region was a little needle-ridden patch just before the Tesco before Little Hulton.
Ah, memories! 😥
Well good afternoon STW's very own philanthropist
I may be a teeny bit biased from working in these areas. 😀
Where on earth are these?!?
You were only 2 miles from Waterdale, Hurst Woods and miles of trails up through Moses Gate or up onto the West Penine moors.
I found Harpurhey in North Manchester to be particularly miserable - and that's coming from someone born and bred in Barrow! (knew Barrow would get a mention when I saw the thread title 🙁 )
tops5 - Hapurhey is particularly miserable. Most of the boroughs of Manchester are awful: Blackley, Collyhurst, Bradford, Beswick, Moston etc.. All ****ed up big time. The centre of Manchester is a gem in the middle of a big poo.
because as far as I could see, the only grass in the region was a little needle-ridden patch just before the Tesco before Little Hulton.
Yup - that's where Hit the North is held 😛 Not really.
I agree Derek,
Have worked in the "deprived" areas in South Manchester (Mosside,Hulme) didn't seem anything like as grim somehow
No one mentioned Crawley yet?
I've never been to Crewe, but a crater on Mars is named after the town.
Any town up the coast of cumbria is pretty depressing. Barrow,askam,millom,Whitehaven ,Workington
Egromont the list goes on ...........
No way, Sandown is a nice little place!
I can't believe theres been no mention of Bradford. Although since working there, I've grown kind of attached to it. Wouldn't want to live there or have to see anymore of it than the 2 minute walk from the station to my office but I don't think its quite as bad as people make out.
Blackpool out of season - went on a sales conference there once with a previous employer in March. Got told the following day by a taxi driver that we were lucky to have ventured out of the hotel after dark and not be stabbed.
Great Yarmouth - went there when the missus was job hunting. She went for the interview (at a nice little village up the coast) and I scoped out GY and its estate agents. Jesus christ I don't think I've EVER been anywhere as grim. Granted, it was February but words fail me how grim that place was. I will never visit the place again. Ever. Plus the fact it takes soooooo friggin long to get there from anywhere! Its almost as if they don't want you to go!
As a few people are sticking up for Hull I thought I'd stick up for Reading too.
As mentioned several places not very far from Reading are much worse.
Reading Town Centre does have some nice Victorian architecture ie town hall, a couple of old church and personally I like the new shopping centre. You cant argue its not busy or that its run down anyhow.
Also with the university having 22,000 students its a pretty vibrant busy place although can obviously can slow down in summer. Although theres the festival in summer.
Also theres some really nice spots nearby for cycling and theres not much that a walk along the Thames on a summer evening and if you head west along it in the summer you actually feel like your out in the country pretty quickly.
Some areas are pretty nice to live in ie caversham and parts the uni.
The main problems with it are the area round the station is ugly which is what most people see when they first arrive. Also the traffic on the "ring road" is terrible and the ring road is just concrete.
Also theres plenty to do there ie Cinema, goto the Footy, loads of bars and clubs and evening a couple of nice pubs.
Just a little note about Swinton:
I used to live right by Moorside Station, and after I had moved down South, had to commute back there on Friday evenings.
On one occasion, as I walked past the Red Lion, a bunch of yobs across the road started yelling at me, and actually threw open cans of beer at me. Just because I was walking home.
On another, a group of girls (maybe 15 or 16 years of age) were sitting at the top of the station steps, and they tried to trip me as I got to the top.
Not very dramatic, I know, and not nearly as serious as some people on here may have gone through; but bloody upsetting at the time, and reflected the general tone of my experience in those parts.
I guess I just assumed that even if there were trails nearby, I would never make it to them without getting pushed off my bike!
Caerau, amongst any number of run down valleys towns.
For those who go to Glyncorrwg via the M4 Sarn Park junction, Caerau is between Maesteg and Cwmmer
Rochdale and surrounding towns. Lived there for 2 years and it really got me down, can see how the unemployment rate is so high. I'd also started growing fins and gills








