[Closed] Misbehaving when the lady of the house is away

All that, but with more booze and less STW.

(and just wearing pants )

Peace n quiet
Couple of sly beers after work
TakeawAy chicken curry in the bath
Remember put your rubbish in next doors bin

Saves time at the inquest..

Strip and rebuild a bike in the lounge while the footy is on. 8)

How long before you Google "Tumblr XXXXXX", XXXXXX being the fetiche of your choice?

i used to live on bacon n mushroom butties when MrsT went away.
whilst listening to all my old punk tunes.

My Mrs accuses me of 'going feral' when she goes away. Last time I got all defensive, then realised there was an axe on the coffee table.

Mrs Stimpy is away right now...my bike has moved into the house with me and I live on beans on toast with loads of chilli sauce. Perhaps a small snifter every now and then too... 😀

Bike service in kitchen & search google for tulisa home movie!

Go and see an old girlfiiend ans shah hag her

Wife goes out with her mum friends on wednesdays. I vacuumed the lounge and then stripped a hub on the chopping board to celebrate.

Good times.

TakeawAy chicken curry in the bath

added to the list
my wife never ******* goes away though
if she does I tend to live on egg and bacon sandwiches, Tropicana and biscuits

Beer, smoke in the house and dog allowed up on the sofa with me where he presents his belly for a rub. Six days grace left! Last time saw my old Kona in the living room getting fettled. Got busted though as I stuck a picture up on here to ask about quill stem adaptors and she saw the photo on the laptop...

Weird, I'm not sure I'm any different with the wife around, maybe the TV is on a bit more when she is in.

I generally put some trousers on and walk around the house like I'm the boss.

TF2, cereal and juice. W00t!

The dog gets 100% of my attention instead of the 99 he is used to !

maybe the TV is on a bit more when she is in

What no pron?

Dress up in her lingerie, take a picture of yourself and then send it to her so she realises what she is missing 😉

I have Football on and a Glass of red, in a pint glass as I'm not being posh 🙂 The Bike has also been parked in the kitchen ready for tomorrows ride 🙂 I'm sure she will give it evils at breakfast time in the morning 😆

I drink beer, smoke in the house, eat junk food if I feel like it, let the dog on the sofa and sometimes do some bike maintenance inside whenever I want. If I want the footy on, she goes and watches tv in the bedroom. It's great not having an uptight Mrs.

Why not try a danger w**k in the back garden?

Reading the above makes me realise there is a posi side to being single 😀 ... when I have my kids every other wkend they now think it's "normal" to have bikes in the house, tools in the kitchen and various bike related para' dotted about.

Never had a meal in the bath though, just chalked that one up on the TDL.

I'm darn sarf, Mrs is in That London. I'm here having just logged on to STW and chosen this as the best topic to comment on.

I have beer.
I've made and ate a fine Chilli.
I've burped.
I've kicked out 73miles on the roadie today.
I have smelly feet.
I'm wearing combats and a white t-shirt that makes me look a little bit like Sting (but I have slightly longer hair (all of it)).
I've not shaved.
I have my paddleboard leaning on my stairs and it'll stay there until after the weekend.
I've just watched Mission Impossible 3 (again)
I've bought Dark Choc Digestives which I'll have for breakfast.
The milks gone off in the fridge.
My spare room smells of rancid bib shorts and merino underlayers.

I rock me.

TakeawAy chicken curry in the bath

this is the best thing i have read in my adult life.

heads off to phone the curry house.

i listen to the who and chemical brothers really loud, or put on a film with the surround sound on really loud so the windows shake. or the jobs ime supposed to do that have been building up.

Usually I plan a nice meal that Mrs Coolhandluke wouldn't like or a curry take away, a few beers, maybe some wine and a nice ( loud ) action movie.

I have a pint of ale, just had a takeaway, I'm sitting on STW and watching telly.

Mild rebellion.

It's only rebellion if you're watching TV in your underpants.

I'm struggling to think of many things I'd like to do less than eat a curry in the bath.

Last time she was away it was half an hour late to bed for our son and watching something directed by Kubrick. She doesn't have my movie tastes.

Last night was a garage night...bike fixing and Donni Darko on the garage telly while I changed a headset and bars.

i just bought a bike on Ebay

oops

[url= http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DqCW1xYT_ERU&v=qCW1xYT_ERU&gl=GB ]Bye, bye Burt.[/url]

Telly off, tunes on (albeit quiet because the kids are in bed), bike in kitchen in varying stages of disarray, playstation dusted off and I stay up to silly o'clock in the morning as the bed feels strange when she's not here.

I'm darn sarf, Mrs is in That London. I'm here having just logged on to STW and chosen this as the best topic to comment on.

I have beer.
I've made and ate a fine Chilli.
I've burped.
I've kicked out 73miles on the roadie today.
I have smelly feet.
I'm wearing combats and a white t-shirt that makes me look a little bit like Sting (but I have slightly longer hair (all of it)).
I've not shaved.
I have my paddleboard leaning on my stairs and it'll stay there until after the weekend.
I've just watched Mission Impossible 3 (again)
I've bought Dark Choc Digestives which I'll have for breakfast.
The milks gone off in the fridge.
My spare room smells of rancid bib shorts and merino underlayers.

I rock me.

You are Jim Pooley and I claim my £5.

My missus went to Oz 3 months ahead of me,
I ordered a case of fine wine
Filled the freezer with Pizza
Got know what was good on the local curry house menu
Though nothing of making sure I had enough beer in
Found the end of the volume scale that had been missing for a while
Watched proper films (to the end without her falling asleep!)
Did the dishes when I ran out
I ordered a case of fine wine
Filled the freezer with Pizza

and repeat

Now I'm over here looking for a job and skint so no fine wine pizza or take away but during the day loud music and no need for trousers till at least lunchtime!

No trousers 'til lunchtime!

Ah, that troublesome second album.

I drink beer, smoke in the house, eat junk food if I feel like it, let the dog on the sofa and sometimes do some bike maintenance inside whenever I want. If I want the footy on, she goes and watches tv in the bedroom. It's great being [s]not having an[/s] up a tight Mrs]

fixed it for you 😉 😆

I usually take the opportunity to play my music at the volume I enjoy!!!

If I'm being honest. Maybe a few beers, but the main event is a 12 hour ****athon until I'm puffing dust

It's great being [s]not having an[/s] up a tight Mrs]

Clearly you don't live in Essex 🙂

Garage-dweller

Last night was a garage night...bike fixing and Donni Darko on the garage telly while I changed a headset and bars.

YOU HAVE A GARAGE TELLY?!!! Really?! 😯

I need a garage telly!
and a garage.