[Closed] Mint sauce victims will swoon with envy at what my fave cartoonist has produced.

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"Can anyone lend me a Mint Sauce Keyring for about 18 months..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................."

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what is it?

I know this'll mark me as an outsider, but what's it meant to [i]be[/i].

Oh, and I bet those coins weren't even in circulation when the order was placed.

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Bloody amateurs

What the heck is that? Whatever it's supposed to be, it makes me want to squish it.

It's an obscure motorcycle cartoon from the 80's called Bloodrunners. a charcter was called Jack Shit. That is Jack Shit's Helmet. I didn't exepect anyone to know, I just thought it was ironic..

Is it a lambs liver?

just clicked. it's a coffee bean with a mullet 🙂

do you know, I was just about to say it looks like Jack Shit.

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Is 2p to show what's worth?

I don't get what it is.

From this angle, it looks somewhat not like Jack's helmet.

I assume a Jet Metal pendant would be just a pair of bazooms, since that's really all the cartoon was about. Look, easily pleased streetfighters readers- Andy Sparrow's drawn you some tits! Remember when he was good?

That is supposed to be Jack Shit's helmet? After he was run over by a bus?

ah 🙂

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Ah now you've posted a cartoon, so what is it as it looks nothing like anything in that cartoon?

I like it personally..

I know jack shit about Jack Shit.

and for that reason, I'm out.

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surely the one and the same?
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What's the whole mint sauce keyring thing about?

I think possibly a different angle would be more revealing. But it doesn't look right to me... No nostrils (or whatever the things below his visor are), not jaggy enough.

But, it's about 10 million times better in delivery and execution than the Cufflinks Of Shame, so.

What's the whole mint sauce keyring thing about?

Well.... it's probably best if you experience it actually.

Find something average and obscure. And a bit crap. Then find who did it and wind yourself around their legs on an Internet site like some sycophantic cat on heat. Convince them to make a replica of said slightly shit thing, pay up front and get a great big tittylip when it fails to turn up for a year or three making yourself and them look like a total arsehat.

Think that covers it.

it's for bedwetters whatever it is.

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do you know, I was just about to say it looks like Jack Shit.

What's the whole mint sauce keyring thing about?

Imagine a round beer mat with a picture of something vaguely resembling a sheep. Now put a key ring through it, laminate it and sell it to persons of a quite stupendously weak and mysterious disposition for large sums of money. But with a delectable utter revulsion of your "fans" and customers, and with no regard for any credit crunch or any outward signs of any moral responsibility for delivering something having taken then money, don't actually deliver it for two years.

Great thread, keep it up, it's made me smiles lots 🙂

Who did that with the mint sauce keyring?

Find something average and obscure. And a bit crap.

In fairness, I really like my MS keyring what I got out of MBUK about 20 years ago or whenever it was. 🙂

But apparently Jo Burt weren't happy about it for some reason dunno why not...

Find something average and obscure. And a bit crap

Anyone know where i can get an Elfin keyring?

If its gold?

Only value it has is scrap.

Brass 🙁

http://www.andy-sparrow.co.uk/shop/product/fob/index.html

Anyone know where I can get an Elfin keyring?

Yeah, cos that's gonna be 'average' and 'a bit crap', innit? 🙄

FFS...

There is no metal precious enough to make an Elfin keyring from. 😐

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I miss the hobbits armpit

Always with the Yeovil Town, Bravissimo. 🙄 Enough, already.

Oy vey... 🙁

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...when you return the jersey.

I sed; I ain't got no flippin' Yeovil Tahn jersey, that soppy tart's making it all up. Oh, and look, you've fallen for her lies.

Well, I hope you're both very happy. So long, sucker.

More of a Fred Gassit fan myself but then I think Ogri is total crap so maybe I have no taste.

Bloodrunners was great, did he invent the "Streetfighter"

My favourite quote has to be "I'm immortal......well so far"

Elfin , The material you are looking for is called Unobtainium .

It would make the bestest, fastest, badest key rings ever . Peoples would pay many ££'s and wait many many months for such a thing .