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er....sure. Everyone's just after him for the money. Just to be clear then - would you leave your kid with him?
My kids would kick his skinny ass from here to Kingdom come, I know that...
GNARGNAR No. He's not just a paedo, he's a rich famous paedo. That makes all the difference.
Except he's not actually that rich anymore.
I think it was Jimmy Carr who said "If I was a paedo, I'd DEFINITELY have a fairground in my back garden"
They reckon at his trial when he was stressed his lawyer suggested that night he should watch a DVD ,possibly get Aladin ,to which Jackson replied is that not what got me into this mess.
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aphex_2k[i]GNARGNAR No. He's not just a paedo, he's a rich famous paedo. That makes all the difference.[/i]
Except he's not actually that rich anymore.
He only stands to make a few tens of millions from this tour.....pah!
Just to be clear then - would you leave your kid with him?
as a responsible adult, why would I leave my kids with a clearly very odd stranger 😉
you gotta say one thing though, he's looking in good shape for 50, not a wrinkle in sight. how's he do it?
...I've heard he uses a special chinese medicinal ointment: cream of Sum Yung Gy
As I recall he was charged with lewd conduct with a minor, but when they where transporting him back to the States from japan he managed to escape by opening the airplane door and jumping out.
They eventually found him bobbing up and down on a Bouy! 😀
LOL GNARGNAR invoked Godwin's in almost record time there!
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GNARGNAR No. He's not just a paedo, he's a rich famous paedo. That makes all the difference.
Except he's not actually that rich anymore.
He only stands to make a few tens of millions from this tour.....pah!
Well, assuiming he can hold it together under the heat of the stage lights. And we all mocked him for wearing plasters. Now it makes sense.
I doubt very much he'll walk away with "tens of millions". I saw him carrying Netto bags. Da man's poor ah tell ya.
I'm going to start a Facebook group to get people pay for Jarvis Cocker to run on stage again. Bwahahaa