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Posted : 07/11/2018 12:58 pm
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Posted : 07/11/2018 1:26 pm
fallen into the river from a nearby field when drinking
hah. we've all been there.
Posted : 07/11/2018 1:32 pm
Except she didn't, a load of firefighters did!
She's not even a real mermaid, I reckon.
Posted : 07/11/2018 4:53 pm
Dubbed the "urban mermaid", Ms Cole had initially thought the animal was a large sheet of white plastic.
But when she signalled for her support boat to retrieve it, they discovered it had "four legs and was mooing".
Posted : 07/11/2018 5:03 pm
She’s not even a real mermaid, I reckon.
Made of plastic bottles, I heard.
Posted : 07/11/2018 5:17 pm
