You mispelt a word there. 😉
All men have beards unless you baldfaces have been waxing and removing the follicles. I believe only then can you consider yourself a non-beard.
Shaving is denial. Men with beards are simply men.
It's the moustache toting bounder you want to steer clear of.
I stopped frequenting a local drinking establishment due to the adverse beard ratio. I'm normally a rather sciency kinda guy, but I had to put my discomfort down to the supernatural.
Scuzz, I know it wasn't Santana's best album, but it's not that bad...
Well, Smooth's alright, isn't it?
Pyro - Member
I'm flattered, Derek, but sadly you're not my type, and under the beard I'm plug ugly.Anyway, you're only after me for my hat, you rotter.
I could change. 😉
You wouldn't believe what I look like in my girlie outfit...
Very very very clean shaven.
Clean-shaven men are dishonest. Just like contact lens wearers.
Can someone pass me some mindbleach, please?
Since my alternative would likely get me another 'sexual content' ban, you'll have to make do with this.
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