On our road rides we sometimes stop for the older gentlemen to relieve the pressure; mostly they make some effort to be away from the road but it's easy to spot colourful kit from the road. One time a driver stopped and threatened to call the police even though chap was half behind a tree. Turned out he lived on the road but it was a rural road.
[i]I think men must have weaker muscles to control it or something.
I think this is actualy true. I've got a tiny bladder[/i]
I'm not convinced myself. Yes, I appear to need to go to the toiler more than the ladies of my acquaintance but I'll guarantee when I do I produce a hell of a lot more wee. I'm like a horse (although sadly, only in quantity, not size)
I don't know if women enjoy pissing as much as men but a much needed piss against a tree is one of nature's greatest gifts.
Yeah, it's just blokes that do things like that 🙄 We were over the local children's playground last weekend with our 3 year old girl and 9 month old boy. My wife needed a pee so had one behind the tump that the zip-wire starts on.
Customer - "How do you put it back in?"
With the spoon, obviously.
Also do not underestimate the importance of peeing [i]onto[/i] something, anything really. Just peeing into the wind is odd.
I was of course being a wee bit mischievous by starting this thread but, seriously, some of you guys need to [b]lighten up[/b]. 😀
It's been entertaining especially that tanker and imagine the job satisfaction involved. 😉
Still fail to comprehend why the bloke didn't toddle off to the nearby forest. Oh well.
Peeing into the wind tends to mean you are peeing on something. Yourself, mostly.
I call "The Edinburgh Defence", TJ would have been proud
Yep - Edinburgh defence deffo in action.
In most countries this is absolutely normal. Look on the edge of any french road most weekends.
Worth starting a thread here?
If you don't want to look at his cock you really don't have to. Just saying. 😉
Still fail to comprehend why the bloke didn't toddle off to the nearby forest. Oh well.
But the woods are full of nasty creepy crawlies 😥
^^^^ and ploppin bears
He is using the fence to try and hide the spectacle of him doing a pee. Going into a wood and waving it around is surely more disgusting?
Many years ago I did a lot of volunteer work on a local nature reserve at the weekends. One Sunday morning, whilst walking alone through part of the reserve my excessive beer consumption of the night before caught up with me and I needed to take a pee. As I was surrounded by waist high sedge I took a leak and carried on walking. I was a bit surprised when a nearby bush said 'good morning' to me 10 seconds later. Turned out there was a very well disguised hide that I hadn't noticed. The blokes inside thought it was hilarious. I very nearly chose that particular bush to pee up; doubt they'd have seen the funny side if I had.
I have been trying to think of the most inappropriate place I have had a waz .
Well that's a whole new topic on its own. Can I start? One evening in Rotherham having consumed a number of Old Peculiars I needed a wee, so as there was no-one around I poked the old chap through the railings of a bridge over the river. The following week when sober I walked over the same bridge and noted it wasn't over the river, it was over the dual carriageway!
I like an outdoor waz in the morning - it feels like, like ... freedom
thought I'd been caught vacuuming the worktops again - no that isn't a euphemism - well not as far as I know though the actual act is apparently a heinous crime
....remember being stuck in a stationary traffic jam on the Brussels ring road and truck driver behind got out and relieved himself against the rear wheel of my car
I was on a supporter bus to Elland Road to see England get hammered by Australia at RL and (a) it was an evening kick off so everyone had been in the pub for hours and (b) there was a traffic jam.
When the traffic started moving again a coach load of lads who were using the shelter of their bus for a waz were exposed - not all of them were facing away from the road...
We need to contrast this with the woman I saw squatting behind the barrier on the M5 recently...
On a slightly related note I was disturbed by the amount of dog wee all over the place in Keswick.
I know that its not representative of most town centres, but this weekend it struck me as odd that we seemingly tolerate dogs weeing all over the shop frontages in our towns where little kids may be playing but a person can be arrested for doing the same.
Next time you're there, look at the puddles of piss outside Blacks and Fat Face and assuming that thats normal, you'll see that most of the town is covered in the stuff.
