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hey think if Hancock goes that we’ll all just shrug our shoulders and just go ‘fair enough, must have been his fault’

If they do it at the right time (ie. not this year while we and they are still dealing with it) I think they're right.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 12:29 pm
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Also, he has the small matter of trying to do his job.

I'd not seen the news reports that he was about to start doing that but I guess if this ends the affair he might now have the time.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 12:31 pm
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I feel for him. I mean at least 80% of the female population are unsuitable for him to have an affair with, being taller than him.

And there is no way such a jumped up little twerp would countenance having an affair with a taller woman.

As for his ability to attract women it must be his natural charm and the calm exterior that being ace at his job must confer.

😂


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 12:31 pm
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Pic from cctv. so someone has gone to the trouble of taking a screen grab and releasing it to the papers.
So who has access to these tapes ?, only security, which means the security company are engaging in leaking information to the press.
That must be against any standard code of ethics, and more importantly against government rules.

As to the subject matter making a full Sun front page, seems a bit extreme given the behaviour of the Prime minister in such regards.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 12:36 pm
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pushing some sort of agenda, be it party political, commercial, lobby or otherwise

There's a huge difference between a senior elected politician pushing a political agenda and pushing a commercial agenda, or being under the influence of a commercial agenda.

The CCTV footage is over 6 weeks old, it is not known at what stage Hancock became aware of its existence but it is fair to say that it could have been used to manipulate and blackmail.

Unless of course you think that a married high profile individual with 3 young children doesn't care about public revelations of their personal indiscretions?


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 12:37 pm
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Later on, when my wife gets home from another day PPE'd up to the eyeballs in a fetid, crumbling hospital, I will ask her what her thoughts are on her ultimate 'Big Boss' groping an employee's arse, tongue down throat, during working hours.

I'm sure she'll think he's a great guy and be thrilled for him.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 12:38 pm
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Unless of course you think that a married high profile individual with 3 young children doesn’t care about public revelations of their personal indiscretions?

I'm not sure recent events in similar circumstances support your point, sadly.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 12:40 pm
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So who has access to these tapes ?, only security,

A bold assumption.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 12:43 pm
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Unless of course you think that a married high profile individual with 3 young children doesn’t care about public revelations of their personal indiscretions?

I don't know. Should we ask the three times married serial adulterer with the undisclosed number of kids who's presently PM?


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 12:44 pm
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So who has access to these tapes ?

Derek from accounts


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 12:46 pm
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That must be against any standard code of ethics, and more importantly against government rules.

You would think that those issues also cover behaviour during working hours in the HQ of the Department of Health and Social Care.

It suggests a level of arrogance that they couldn't drive somewhere to engage in whatever it was they fancied doing. You know like a quiet country lane or hotel room.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 12:47 pm
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I don’t know. Should we ask the three times married serial adulterer with the undisclosed number of kids who’s presently PM?

A fair point. Perhaps Matt Hancock couldn't give a monkeys if the whole world knows what he's been getting up to with a woman called Gina.

Personally I think he probably does. And probably enough for him to do things which he otherwise wouldn't do just to stop it being in the public domain.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 12:54 pm
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And probably enough for him to do things which he otherwise wouldn’t do just to stop it being in the public domain.

I'll tell you what Ernie, I don't know how much of your posting is serious or lighthearted in this thread, but you've changed my mind on this.

Other people's points about him hanging Ferguson out to dry with the police for breaking covid restrictions might also come into play once we know the timings of all this stuff.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 12:58 pm
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I'll also ask my wife if she can remember what she happened to be dealing with at approx 3pm on 6th May.

Might it have been x-raying a patient with mental issues with no security staff 'back-up'?

Might it have been using (very) high voltage scanning kit whilst having to have one eye on the weather as the roof leaks during heavy rain?

Might it have been doing admin work she isn't supposed to because their experienced Admin Assistant had retired and they couldn't get anyone with a higher IQ than the average rabbit dropping to replace her?

Might it have been telling Serco that charging £180 to put up a coat peg is ****ing out of order?

Whatever it was, I'm sure knowing that Little Matty was groping and snogging an employee at the same time will help to alleviate the daily stress.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 1:00 pm
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I am sure that the Secretary of State for Health and Social Care is an amazing person with an amazing personality.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 1:01 pm
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🙂


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 1:05 pm
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Anyway. The little turd will just brazen it out and get the tin tack (as he was always being set up for) when the Covid enquiry is done.

Until then he'll just carry on be an ineffectual, aggressive and corrupt little tosser.

Brexit Britain innit?


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 1:08 pm
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The Sun seems to be missing from the BBC news websites papers roundup for some reason today.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-the-papers-57605601


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 1:19 pm
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It's curtains for him then.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 1:23 pm
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Hypocrite Hancock!


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 1:31 pm
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The clip above with the Geordie accent voice-over should include Handjob exclaiming:

"Can we get one of our new Northern Shithole, err, Powerhouse MPs to tell me what this woman is saying? I can't understand a bloody word of it".

Little twerp.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 1:33 pm
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hancock has, apparently, apologised - for breaking social distancing rules.
What a guy!


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 1:34 pm
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Should've gone to Specsavers.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 1:36 pm
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They seem to just keep to want to out scum each other...

https://twitter.com/tnewtondunn/status/1408384668563656708


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 1:39 pm
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He has to go. But he won't obviously.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 1:39 pm
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I’m glad that mogrim has cleared up the issue of his dog whistle racist language, I thought initially he had used it in error.

I didn't use "dog whistle racist language", in the photo she's clearly white, and all I said was that a clearly European name sounded exotic. So kindly **** off with the racist accusations. It wasn't, and I'm not.


 
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Posted : 25/06/2021 1:51 pm
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The man himself attempts to define 'established relationship'.

https://inews.co.uk/news/health/established-relationship-meaning-what-covid-matt-hancock-who-can-have-sex-657507


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 1:53 pm
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Having an affair - who cares
Having an affair with someone you have appointed as a non-exec director of DHSC (presumably to provide independent oversight) - sounds a bit dodgy
If it creates the impression of vulnerability to manipulation (either through blackmail, or declaration of interests) it is messy.

Getting amorous in the office - definitely not going to be acceptable in any modern workplace. Being in a relationship is not necessarily a problem but getting frisky in HQ is likely to be frowned upon almost anywhere.

However I'm sure the killer for ministers is when they try to deny it, and then have lied about it. By just admitting it - he'll probably survive. I suspect she'll have to leave her role at DHSC.

Oh, and for what it's worth the only "Gina" I knew was short for "Georgina" and I'd struggle to think of anyone who is more home counties, and the antithesis of exotic. I had to check the photo in case this was a married name, as I could completely imagine her both having found her way into lobbying and snogging the face off Hancock.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 1:54 pm
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The bottom line is he broke the public health rules he told the rest of us to comply with.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 1:59 pm
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a big story about billions of missing tests in the ongoing Track & Trace Dido scandal?

The tests aren't missing they're just not being recorded back with the NHS as you're supposed to or not being used and sitting around in homes, pharmacists and so on.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 2:01 pm
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Prepare to see this joke everywhere :

https://twitter.com/alanbattison/status/1408318998450774016?s=21

Hands, Face, Space


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 2:04 pm
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Frankly I didn't think that Hancock would do something like this. Granted, he's a bit weird, but cheating on his wife who he has had three children with?

Just next level.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 2:15 pm
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"Private matters" is all I'm hearing on World at One. I mean, this is in the workplace, with someone he's had appointed...


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 2:19 pm
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I'm jealous, she looks hot.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 2:24 pm
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How utterly bereft of self awareness and personal honour does Hancock need to be to carry on.

His future is already mapped out as the government fall guy when the Covid enquiry happens. Before this broke his days were already numbered.

So he could either escape with a tiny shred of dignity intact or carry on throughing with the rest of the pigs until the axe finally falls


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 2:27 pm
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Tin foil hat time: how convenient that the affair is leaked this week just in time to drown out all the dodgy covid contract details that have been released. Maybe his final act as government appointed fall guy?


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 2:29 pm
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What I learnt from all this is that his wife is an osteopath. He's in charge of the NHS and his wife is an osteopath. It's like learning that Jeff Bezos wears 'Shop Local' T-shirts or Elon Musk thinks cars are stupid.

This puts an entirely new spin on his incompetence. Presumably this news release means someone more evil wants him gone, though, so I'm not exactly pleased.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 2:30 pm
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Tin foil hat time: how convenient that the affair is leaked this week just in time to drown out all the dodgy covid contract details that have been released. Maybe his final act as government appointed fall guy?

I'm not ruling it out, but TBH we could say "how convenient it's been leaked just when..." pretty much any week so far this year.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 2:31 pm
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I don't think this has leaked out to bury bad news. It's more a sign that the Murdoch/Gove symbiotic relationship hasn't come to an end yet.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 2:35 pm
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Ton foil hat time: how convenient that the affair is leaked this week just in time to drown out all the dodgy covid contract details that have been released. Fall guy much?

Yeah, but don't they need him to be the fall guy for the gargantuan **** up? Who was meant to be the fall guy for the merely huge **** up?

If you're going to be elected through lies and then be utterly shit in government you must at least keep a list of who is appropriate to go under the bus at each point, no?

But then I just realised....

Dom compiled the list and is the only person with a copy. Boris was too pissed to remember to ask him for a copy before he gave him the boot.

I reckon we'd actually do better with no government at all.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 2:37 pm
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Simon Clarke, Conservative MP and business minister at the time, got caught with a colleague and resigned last year (he was my MP). Reported in Sun and then all covered up, presumably injunctions were sought.

Same as this eejit he was saying how it's all a private matter etc etc. It's not - they were both at it with colleagues in situations where there's a clearly imbalance of power and potential for it to affect non personal matters.

In reputable large businesses, particularly American ones, this is a sacking offence x100. There's the abuse aspect due to the disparity in roles, but also reeks of quid pro quo due to the conflicts of interest. Seen it happen at a previously employer where a senior board member left the building without his feet touching the floor for a similar type of thing. The whole McDonalds CEO thing is another example.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 2:39 pm
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Cummings?

First the public enquiry to wet the appetite. Forcing Boris to standby Hancock.

Then the drip, drip on his blog culminating in the "f***ing hopeless" tweets.

Then a couple of weeks later. This story breaks.

If you were designing a release of information to do maximum damage, I am guessing it would look something like this. My question is "what next?". Or has Cummings shot his load now.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 2:42 pm
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Or has Cummings shot his load now.

Nicely done.

But a disturbing image.

Nearly as disturbing as Hancock groping that woman's arse whilst playing tonsil hockey.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 2:48 pm
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The sad thing is he has a wife and three small kids, so the fallout isn’t going to be pretty for many people.

This for me too. Not to mention personal distraction from doing his job.

Management/declaration of relationships is now standard in the workplace, not least to protect both employees from accusations of bias.


 
Posted : 25/06/2021 2:50 pm
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