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Bell housing
Drive shaft
Thrust bearing
Bushing
Transfer box
Sump
If this works, we're done.
Precipice ...... geological term ......
five mil
just a touch
One thou
Bang on!
Beer goggles...
dismember
gasket
thermostat (female version - central heating) example:
man - I've put the thermostat on 18C
woman - I've put the central heating on 30C
Not read the whole thread
Coilbound
Catty Wumpus
Modified
foo foo valve
fannybaws, maybe just a west of scotland one.
Nocking stick (also hammer)
Big unit (A large bloke)
Trunnion,
And I can't believe a Mattock hasn't been mentioned
I ain't checkin, but.
Flange !.
Miter
Paisley Screwdriver (hammer)
Shifter (adjustable spanner)
Logic
5 pages and no mention of: Shim.
Typical crap heard in the vicinty of SBH:
"See you in a minute"
"Darling, how do I do this"?
OH is far superior at DIY/Mechanics/General Brainpower than I!
Bevel
Radius
Rad' (For Radiator)
Split pin
'job done'
'wight'
And in the Caff:
'bubble'
"whimper" - on witnessing any TV show involving injuries/surgery to gentlemans vegetables
"Cheeky" as in just a cheeky pint or a cheeky ride...
"Smidge" as a unit of measurement.
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..............is a man word 😉
Not checking all the above, but
Cock (valve)
Manifold
Nipple (greasing)
edit - vernier.
Tongue and Groove
Kecker
Grit box
Full penetration butt weld
Still makes me smirk some 19years since my first year at uni...
Thrust bearing
Instant gasket
Girt bar
Cowl gills
Sonic screwdriver
Gunk
Whacker plate
Birmingham screwdriver
Busbar (buzz bar to the illiterati)
Nasty things Busbars... particularly 12th edition ones when encountered.. they ain't insulated. Once trouble shooting an automated warehouse nearly put my hand on one in a cab.. my shoulder was gripped firmly and dragged backward with the senior plant electrician whispering in my ear...
"please don't do that son, i'll have to fill in a lot of paperwork if you do"
Torque wrench
Back doors
'That's $h1t' in response to a mate having anything new (car, bike, house, lady...)
Complex directions using only using the map in your head.
'bit o' 4be2 should sort that'
Deltic
Epididymis
Barse
Graunch.
Vernier sounds a bit pansy - Verynear is the man version.
Not man words - but, when performed well, the hand signals for :-
Back it up
Right hand down
Just a Touch
Hold her there
Cock on
kill it
Tea?
are basically bloke-ballet.
Have we had 'bradawl' yet?
Clutch
Clutch Release Bearing
Master Cylinder
Dot 5.1
Offer-up
Rivet
Strut
Brace
Flush
Proud
Buttress
Lump hammer
Pozidrive
Annular Ring Nail
Uni-directional Bonding Strip*
*(Thanks Pixar for that one).
Actually, 'buttress' wins. I win.
Drift.
Not the act of putting a car sideways, though that works too, I'm thinking of the type that's preceded by the word "suitable" in Haynes manuals; usually refers to a short length of 2x4 and some form of gentle persuasion tool (like Mjolnir).
****twaffle
Thrutch
Annular Ring Nail
I think you will find the full testosterone dripping man title for that wee fella is an Annular Ring Shank.
Damn... I feel manly after that!
Edit: In fact thinking about it that takes me straight to NAILS (as in hard as)
Limited-slip diff
Möbius strip!
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Once you've played with all the grease you'll definitely be needing some:
****lyn soap solution
Juan Sheet
Does the job of Plenty.......
Clagging over.
Clean dirt.
Tvvat - as in "tvvat it wi' hammer."
edit: Nope, already listed wi' different spelling.
Bell crank,
hone,
morse taper,
interferance fit,
clacker valve,
Saying that I have quite a few girlfriends who are excellent (better than me) Engineers
Torque
Power-band
Superchargers
Chassis
lbw
Cotter pin