[Closed] Looks like I’m gonna be spending a bit of time on here over the next week...

Cripes! Sorry to hear that, hope you make make a good recovery and all that.

I can amuse people in person but in writing it all comes out a bit wrong and I end up putting my foot in it... see.

I'm sure perchy will be along soon to take the piss more effectively.

How about dipping your toe in Netflix for a week or so?

^^ nailed it ^^

Or subs for Eurosport..

Good god sounds horrific. I shall refrain from asking for a pic.
Heal well buddy.

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Remember to toe the line with the hospital staff. I would take advantage of having a full compliment of toes by playing “This little piggy went to market” just in case you lose one of the pigs. 🙂
Get well soon, i shall keep Leeds tidy for you upon your return.

I could live stream the builders at my house for you...sadly they turn up on time, dont drink tea or eat biscuits, answer the phone to other customer etc etc.

Get well soon, i survived 2 weeks on the sofa with daytime tv

I shall refrain from asking for a pic.

Aww, I’ve got an ace one to show as well...

Yeah, subscribed up to my eyes for various tv, film and music services. Waiting back from HR if they’ll ‘let’ me log on and work, plus got a stack of magazines to get through... I am partial to a nap too, which I imagine will help....

Catch up on 1,065 EU thread pages 😐

Pics please.
🙂

I'm looking after someone who's laid up after an op, hence making a nuisance of myself on here.
Try the tune association thread, much more fun than all that EU nastiness.

Hope all ok with the toe.

I should also say I don’t have to go in until tomorrow, so shall savour nice home cooked food and comfy surroundings tonight in preparation for depravation later...

I want the pictures! I will sulk if I don't get them. I love a good gory suppurating wound!

*chants*

We want pics
We want pics
We want pics

Catch up on 1,065 EU thread pages

Take it! Take the toe! Take the whole foot! Noooooooo........

My ex brother in laws brother died from an infection he got from an ingrowing toenail he never sort help for until he collapsed and then it was too late.

#Just sayin

Start by learning the difference between lose and loose.

Actually no, start by posting a picture, then sort your grammar deficiencies. Enrich our lives before your own.

Sorry jekkyl, the mob has spoken. I’ll only put a link up though, so you don’t [i]have[/i] to click it...

https://flic.kr/p/21JcXvH

That was last week, basically the ulcer is a bit bigger now...

If you have to have it removed, we'll be forced to delete your account.

We're lack toes intolerant.

If you do I’ll fight you toe to t... oh, right. Fair enough...

🙂

Tthat reminds me, I've not listened to this in ages.....
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I didn't have to click that link - but I did

It then took a while to load in which time I could have clicked the back button - but I didn't

I didn't have to zoom in on the distance shot - but I did

You know that saying about only regretting the things you did, not the things you didn't do......

Bleurgghh

Comedy gold ?

And when you're done with the EU thread you can treat yourself to the Jeremy Corbyn, Donald Trump & TM threads.
You could start a thread on the subject of.....hospital food; complete with pictures and daily menus.

I’m ashamed to say I’m already up to date with the trump thread....anyone got any plans to lease a car in the near future?

Yeah, hospital food blog, plus confirmation on the rules on takeaways

Recommendations for York’s finest takeaway purveyors? that deliver, obvs. And lamb, and chicken.

Ooft. Good effort. Ta.

Now learn the difference between lose and loose.

Lovely pic. Now its time to cook dinner

*rubs tum*

I do know the difference, honest, just hadn’t noticed ‘til after the edit window.

Guess my marbles are already lose 😉

@tj, make sure your sausages don’t burst...

Good man. Good job you’ve got a load of time too loose.

"blister", crater more like. ****ing hell.

I ain't clicking no link!

I clicked the link, but Flickr decided I needed protecting.

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Big toes are over-rated anyway. Heal fast.

In a bizarre burger toast brethren thing, I live in Leeds, am currently working out of York and drive a brand new Superb.

Surely we can make something work here?

i bet that is tender....... 😆

which hospital you in?
i am coming in on tuesday, i can come and see you........ 😀

You and stoner should get together and compare tips.

And get Inspector Lemuel Jones on the case too, once he gets round to finding that bacon slicer.

You appear to be missing a small toe toenail aswell? Can you confirm? 😆 Rotten luck if so

And get [s]Inspector Lemuel Jones[/s] PC Burns on the case too, once he gets round to finding that [s]bacon slicer[/s] bunting.

FTFY.

Jeez, that's horrible. 😐 Sending good wishes and hope it won't be too long before you're back on the bike.

Small toenail intact, just my toe curls round so you can’t see it...

Lack toes intolerant? Genius! 😀

Don't have nightmares, kids.

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A daily EDL.

Good to see you’ve kept your toe in photoshop Jamie...