[Closed] London really is in trouble

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London really is in trouble

So someone in London loses their butt plug and a city-wide crises is declared ?

don't touch it, you don't know where it's been.

(you do really)

Wondered where I'd left that 😕

So someone in London loses their butt plug and a city-wide crises is declared ?

London's take on the Big Society - a big buttplug

Am I alone in not recognising what it is? I'd have picked it up and had a good look to see if it was useful.

So someone in London loses their butt plug and a city-wide crises is declared ?

It's the thin end of the wedge (pointing towards the camera).

I'm worried you recognised it, I wouldn't have.

I thought they were shorter and wider.

did a job on a single OAP blokes house years ago who obviously adored his dog, moved the couch out to work behind it and found a used (im sure you can guess how i knew) butt plug underneath it,,,, fella went red and looked at his dog,,,,, i nearly puked.

I'm speculating as to where it could have come from.

My ex suspects it was thrown out of an adjacent window in anger (or shock).

I've always suspected there was a brothel near where it was left - big fat guy stood outside smoking all the time.

Looks more like a strap on to me.

If you were plugged with that you may need hospital treatment.

Bet it was in Wandsworth???

so whereabouts exactly in Lundun? let's pinpoint this scene of degredation and debauchery (or leaking bumhole). I want stats, graphs, over the top news graphics and Peter Snow pointing at it in a serious manner. Right now!

Is that brown squitrs next to it, if so it had a reason for being where it was.And are you sure its not the seat off a unicycle.

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Shirland Road - in Maida Vale - opposite a primary school!

Best comment I've heard so far:

"One of the kids has taken it"

"The whole thing or just the tip?"

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i live just round the coner from here......
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Crikey

Is that a lady having a dildo lowered to her on a string?

Either that or she's just finished and is handing it back... 😀

My year 11 students, who left this year, told me that when they were out drinking in the local woods, one of the lads found a dildo behind a tree. Apparently they then spent the evening hitting people with it and then posted it through the miserable dinner ladies door on the way home.
Same lads also told me that , another student had found his mum's in one of her drawers and brought it to school to show everybody, got caught, and obviously had it confiscated. I never found out if his mum came to school to collect it or not.

London is full off buttplugs. That looks like one of the more polite ones.

whats it smell like out of intrest

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Bet the butt plug came from here.
It's out in the sticks dont you know....

That Upper Butts sign is in Brentford.. I live just up the road

When I was in primary school around 1980-81, Tanya,one of the girls on my class who also lived next door to my best friend brought in some lovely polaroids she found in her parents bedroom drawer, her mum was very attractive and nothing had been left to the imagination , of course as soon as Tanya showed them to us she lost control of the Pics and they were quickly doing the rounds in our small village school, it wasn't long before a teacher was in possession of them , then Tanya was quickly detained and her mother called in to see the headmistress and collect her photos and daughter, you can only imagine how she must have felt.

This was only just surpassed as the best day at school by another incident the same week when Paul also one of my friends brought in a 6 shot revolver and a bag of blanks , I can still see the kids and teachers all
Running for cover as he let rip in the playground at lunch time, now you defiantly couldn't get away with that today but at the time it was just a laugh and he didn't even get expelled or suspended !!,

God miss school , the best days ever, never a dull
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Tanya was quickly detained and her mother called in to see the headmistress and collect her photos and daughter, you can only imagine how she must have felt.

I'll always remember the time I borrowed my older sisters bag for my football kit. In the back of the minibus with another 12 lads and I felt something in the side pocket. put my hand in and pulled a dildo out. It's fair to say a bunch of 15 year old footballers can be very unforgiving.

Could be a bike related item, used for inserting into the seat tube when the seat post is removed (such as when on a bike rack and the seat gets in the way of other bikes) to prevent water ingress.

Actually, that sounds bloody rude!

Excellent stories

are the fishing for women in JEngledow's photo?