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Loamy and Gnarpoon.
An original PP poem from three years back....
An ode to the STW forum.
A dose of Picolax in Chamomile Tea
A woodburner and an Audi for me
Nuclear weapons fired from space
A Baby robin, A child’s face.
Which Tyres for tired legs?
Binners has his lunch from Greggs
Pedants complain about lack of commas,
Ronnie Pickering – owned with Bombers
Indoor boyfriend’s penis beaker
Sudocrem cat has caught a squeaker
My van conversion needs a comfy bed
McMoonters awesome woodpile shed
Which doggy has a waggy tail?
Can someone show me a cheeky trail?
I really want a new T5
It makes the trails come alive.
Next door neighbours doggy barks
I’ll take the wife up Centre Parcs!
Makes you think though, Shirley?
Won’t someone think of the hamsters/children/rotational injuries/baby robins
No pudding
/perchy beat me to it, which makes a change from beating me off.
Remember Me
Another "what tyre" thread...
Back of the Nationwide Swindon
Went there once, it was alright.
Cat AIDS (the bad kind).
Sudocrem Cat.
Agent Picolax.
All hail the killfile.
bit of a mess.
... Please do not attempt to evade the Swear Filter.
I have no useful contribution to make.
wood burning stove
artisan
trail centre
Strava
Grauniad or any other common word/name/whatever 'humorously' changed to read something else e.g. Tony Bliar
I struggle with long sentences
Picolax
Sudocreme
brant
Subscriber
Brant Brant Brant
If Brant summons himself does it open some form of vortex?
Can you settle an argument for me?
"I'm new to the forum..."
Returning banned. (see above)
Edinburgh Defence.
Is there anything the forum can't answer?
Zombie Maggot
Can we have a PM function?
Why have we got a PM function no one asked for it?
Duplicate post.
There are secret mods?
Can anyone summarize this thread in the form of a haiku?
Zombie Maggot
Please god no.
Just testing
Fish puns
Hoof in the slats
Back in the day
Is this a crack?
That”ll buff out
Put some gaffer tape on it
N+1.
WWSTWD?
(... content)
* Starts a series of parody threads about....
List of Forum cloches
List of Fortnum Cliches
List of forum churches
List of Fortnite cliches
list of farm cliches
etc...
Octoporn.
Bring it! ( Fridays only)
Perfect for a drinks mug....
“Rohypnoccino”
I only ride road nowadays.
You should get a cat instead
Where is hora?
(double post, please ignore)
"Ha ha ha, have you seen the urbandictionary entry for STW???"
Missing Friday Kylie.
Recommending whichever bike you bought.
We're doomed ...
A bit old school I know but with Friday Kylie references above it seemed appropriate.
To be fair though Bullheart had the best t-shirt slogans and we should perhaps keep them in mind?
Should I see a doctor?
+1 for ****OS.
APF
I don't do Facebook.
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN.
TTIUWP.
FTFY.
Accusing every new poster of being Fred.
Oh, and the last entry probably has to be,
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Accusing every new poter of being Fred.
I never got accused of being Fred.
I got accused of being Jamie.
Problem with neighbours thread 4,000
Breathe with the trail
Geex is better at it
gnusmobile
Will I die?