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Morning all,
Sit rep. Guts feel reasonably okay, if not 100%. Sort of feel blocked and bloated, rather like I've taken a few too many Imodium tablets. No movements or evacuations so far.
Re the carpet situation.
Tell them it's a pub carpet, actually!
Ooohhh y'all are in trouble....
Haha, top thread guys 😀
Enjoyed from a distance! Thnks for sharing 😆
I think that's probably a formal serving suggestion: "best ..."Enjoyed from a distance!
It's a pepperoni pizza on the front isn't it?
Ah yer 😆
There are so many wrongs in this thread - as its STW it becomes a perverse, twisted right.
Still wouldn't catch me eating that though!
Rather be back on rat-packs....
Sit rep 2:
Despite a day of drinking craft beers, eating lots and generally moving around (inc a 500m roller race) I have not been able to poo in the last 24 hours, plenty of burp and fart though. Could be linked.
Interestingly, the couple of wees I had after consumption smelled a lot like hot dog brine (they don't normally)
Commencing operation poowatch, updates as they happen.
6 days and no update? You must be in agony
Haha, fo be honest I though everyone was bored of the thread! monday evening was the day of evacuation, bit looserer than normal after an initial push to open the traps, bit smellier too, but I've had worse.
The leftover toppings were binned...